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re: Lewd 

@clipclopboom@snouts.online oh Goddess, sames.
Well, Power switch. Tohri Bottoms from the top and Keri tops from the Bottom.

re: dating apps 

@hazzardwolf@snouts.online Besides, you want a music teacher and a crazy herm pirate to DP you in a lake anyways.
And then maybe slime you later and do it again.

re: young, dumb, and full of 

@monokhromatics@snouts.online @Proxy@snouts.online Estrogen.

re: intrusive thoughts, humorous 

@poss_bot Sounds like one of your personality cores is going rampant.

The reality of 2030:
I've opened up a boarding school for Furries that want to learn Trades in the hopes of boosting the fates of the younger generations.
My lawn is covered with horny queer furry 20somethings.
Someone is complaining that their fursuit got welding burns on it. Turns out they were welding in suit for a holovid.
KidsTheseDays.HVD

@skolli@mastodon.social *Squirts with water bottle* Bad.

Brainwashing booth, but one that just leaves you feeling fresh and free of intrusive thoughts and dysphoria, with a nice hard wax over the chrome.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz I married a shiba.
I don't just Like Memes.
My kids are gonna Be memes.

Psychology? It is everywhere.
Your UI? Psych built that. The colors of your subway? Psych, too. How sidewalks and streets are organized? Evil, evil psych is there, too. Marketing? Psych. Pill bottles? Psych. Accessibility? Psych. Keyboards? Psych. Animal training? Psych.

re: Hrt shitposting 

@MapleDeer So massage them dummy.

New Bedford is the east coast art city nobody knows about yet. It's like Portland must have been in the 70s.

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life You can say that sweetie, but you're asking me to emotionally manipulate you into being the person you truly want to be.

Just so we're absolutely clear on how this is the Catholic Toolkit, with all the instruments sterilized and the really Nasty ones substituted out for what amounts to Alternative Medicine that Works.

Like, you'll Like it, but it can be Scary.

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life Keri: I work for the good guys now sweetie. It's why HRT is like... an 'I Guess?' phase of transition for me. I just Am a woman, the rest of the world can deal.
I could use all those same mechanisms your Mom used to fuck you up. I could get inside your head and pull all sorts of shrapnel out and recondition you to not just Think of yourself as a Girl, but to just Be one.
It's Dark, Dark, Dark magic to screw with someone else's head that deep. But it's my Birthright.

@skolli@mastodon.social I just went thru losing 80 lbs in two years because of an Ulcer.
My friends all grew tits and softened up nicely in that time period.
They redecorated, I set the garage on fire.
They weren't complaining of soul crushing agony or dissasociative states so strong they felt like Autism. I think I could handle HRT. XD

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life It's just weird for me because all y'all are asking for something that for me... Well, it has trauma associated.

Kerithe can teach you all about being a Girl because she's the thing you want: A whole personality that shows up in you that just broadcasts 'Woman" so hard you can pass with a beard on. =\ Not the best thing to have banging around in your head when you're trying to be a Guy.

@skolli@mastodon.social Weh. I wanna get on HRT but It's not like... I wanna be a trans girl?
I just kinda wanna reclaim my assigned gender because Puberty never really did what it needed to.

@skolli@mastodon.social *Glances at vape*
I'm ingesting more Neurotoxin daily, what the fuck...

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life Yeah, it'll be fun to bounce back and forth between Tohri and me. We went thru some old Night Vale and the Hiram McDaniels part struck home hard for us, and we're only a Two headed dragon.

@plausocks I'm waiting till I can get a custom stem cell scaffold cooter. My friends want my dick right where it is.

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