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@skolli Not to mention the artificial additives, preservatives, and trans fat content.

@skolli Consider how hazardous natural gas flame is for your lungs compared to a Clove, and choose warm.

@fluxom_alt Oh yeah, smoking weed with titanium dragons watching the RGB puke mode dance across their gaming rigs.

@fluxom_alt Well, yeah. I don't think I actually have any straight friends.

That's reality now in some places.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online @budgiebin@snouts.online Funny, we were just watching the Movie.

@GlitterDisaster@snouts.online Dergy zest getting out of the deep end and all the other furries get sucked into the resultant vortex.

@skolli Don't poke it, last time I did that, dragon jesus popped out and showed me the actual scale of the universe and how we're basically in the galactic boonies.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Yeah, not gonna lie. And you're all held together with a mix of Metric, Imperial, and Whitworth fasteners...
And you've got positive earth british leyland wiring. And those cans of magic wiring harness smoke are getting hard to find.

I'm so excited Donald Duck and Rocket Raccoon can have a freemium mobile lightsaber fighting game now. Corporate america is great!

Situational kink, polyamory 

A polyam household where working outside in the gardens or greenhouses in the summer is done totally naked because it's too hot to wear clothes, and it avoids the farmers tan.

re: sfw furry art, drugs (weed) 

@azushark I think a better question is how ve worked the lighter in the first place.

I need to work on feeling less depressed when The Party's Over.
I missed ANE this year but still got a feeling of phantom con drop.
I dunno, I'm not sure if it's possible to get addicted to the sorta energy field that surrounds a con hotel in full swing, but it sure as hell feels like that.

Furries: I'm dark and brooding and broken and Nobody will ever understand me!

Kerithe: Little ones, my family members have spent years hopping trains on amphetamines and have friends named 'Fishlips' and stuff. You've got the equivalent of a flat tire. I can talk you thru this.

@skolli Still not as bad as the peanut butter and salsa sandwich I had for breakfast one morning on the way to college.

@skolli You seem like the person who was stoned one night and only had sriracha and some potatoes, and sins were committed.

@skolli I was gonna say something snarky here but TBH those look like perfect latkes and you're even serving them correctly.

Good jerb skonk.

re: sh 

@ouchiness@queer.party You doing okay? You can talk to me if you need to, I'm here.

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