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re: being dirt poor 

@kobi_lacroix Low budget food lifehack: Develop culinary ninja skills because the combo of poverty and food intolerances have left you unable to eat any industrial food.

The cockateils are mating again and it's louder than my history video.

@GlitterDisaster@snouts.online No. buy a kilt.

@perfectblue@snouts.online You can dooooo it!

re: mental health ~ 

@DanQGoo@snouts.online Ask that part of you if they'd say that to one of your close friends.
Then ask them why it's okay to say it to You.

Multiple system stuff 

As open as I am about the multiple personalities stuff here, I try and keep it to the Practical.

Some days though, Yaori is bouncing around in our head and she's something so improbable that Keri keeps subjecting her to Voight-kamph style testing to make damn sure she's not a freudian construct or Tulpa or false-flag evil spirit.

And she's frustrating, because Her understanding of what she is leads to a lotta questions having a 'Well, Yes, And..." kinda answer. Or it's along the lines of 'Well, nobody told me I couldn't use your subconscious as a radio transmitter to get into other people's dreams'

So it's a bit different than most of the plural folks I know here.

"What are you doing?"
The princess wiped the sweat off her brow and looked down at the knight.
"I'm building a tower."
"Why?"
"For safety."
"From whom?"
"From knights. No offence."
"You do not need to fear knights!"
"I don't. But my dragon does. This is for him."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

@plausocks *Glances at the box another dragon built him for christmas* I'm afraid this thing is gonna announce it's Sentient at this point. And this was made of that dragon's Trash. o_o

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz Oh sure.

I just have a problem with bees. XD They're the root cause of all my gender issues.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz Honey sticks. You can still find them around.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz You can synthesize honey from Marigold Flowers.
First you have to grow a shitload of marigolds. We accidentally bought the tall bushy marigolds and fed them triple nineteen plant food. So one year we had gallon storage bags full of marigold petals.

You macerate them with sugar, make a Syrup, and strain out the petals.
It was Awesome.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz No, it's different.Caramel is made from white sugar and heavy cream,, butterscotch is made from light brown sugar and browned butter.
And then there's Maramel, which is butterscotch made from synthetic honey.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz Butterscotch pudding is actually pretty easy to synthesize.

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online for multiple system people it's a way of life.

Except we're like, dysfunctional hive minds stabbing each other in the back with intrusive thoughts.

Not to say we don't have a kink for it.

@Inazuma@snouts.online yah, America needs more local rail networks

@Inazuma@snouts.online geographically, yes. Culturally we're our own thing. But someday we will have that T line to Boston

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