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@clipclopboom@snouts.online Time for the mad science!

I think the next Gender Masters on the list are Blackout Omnibus, Amethyst Lesbiab, and then I can tackle Fedorasaurus Rex. *Shudders*

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re: Pokemon, possibly horny 

@clipclopboom@snouts.online You're right, it's Goodra.

It's almost certainly horny.

I've been running around defeating the Gender Masters and absorbing their genders so I can fight Dr. Contrapoints for enby freedom.

re: Pokemon, possibly horny 

@kistaro I feel like the side effect of some of the dry skin lotions might be the sorta thing people go Looking for in the first place.

Pokemon, possibly horny 

A travelling tribe of Goodra that sell surprisingly effective medicines off the back of a truck.
And all of them have prescription labels, but they're practically all syrups, gels, lotions and poultices.
Even the medications that aren't usually in that format.
And they're Potent, cheap and the cough syrup tastes better than the store brand.
But some of the pills are a bit big to swallow, and suspiciously Egg-shaped.

And you're pretty sure it shouldn't just be one big pill in a little amber plastic bottle.

@budgiebin@snouts.online He is, and his stand is Fortunate One.

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online ...Are you advocating using nerve gas on cishets?

meta 

@Rybark@snouts.online you just like sports and you don't care who knows.

Mh/ph - 

@clipclopboom@snouts.online working on it. Rattled my cage hard, dunno if I can plant annuals today. Everything is swelling up like crazy

Mh/ph - 

Well, I slipped and fell on some expanded plate steel and smooshed both my knees good.
That sucked.
The shockwave from the massive adrenaline dose was way worse. Went right into panicked berserker mode and cried for half an hour.

Now I've gotta deal with the emotional stroboscope in RGB puke mode. Oh and I'm gonna be useless on the crew today

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online Banned by the geneva conventions

@skolli It's not Chaos, you're just all gay and contrary.

I'm sure Gin will be out next and decide he's a pretty girl now and go play with Korki.

re: Goo kink 

@Lotherme @cozykaffe@snouts.online I feel so called out here.

@Lunostophiles@snouts.online I think it might be your calling, yes.

I can help.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online Welcome to the enby club. Don't forget to check your gender at the front door, you'll get a receipt.

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