re: Lewd, MH
@hyratel This is my Life, it's all left turns.
re: nudity talk cuz im a dumb nerd :v
@RussellTheFox@snouts.online @Kilroy@snouts.online If you get hard it basically means I'm doing my job properly.
There was a Reason a transguy jumped all over me like I was a big pile of Cocaine, I mostly end up romancing Asexuals.
Anyone with a Normal libido can be One Punch'd.
@BalooUriza Okay but Hyperlinkedin has 20000% more Pellets Guy
@RobinHood oof. Poor kid
Lewd, MH
When you're that modern day holy man type who has tons of sex with the folks who come to him for Enlightenment, but now more folks come around for a good boning than for spiritual advice.
And instead of Seducing them mid-homily, you've gotta fit in how their workplace dynamic is Toxic and how they should really reconsider some of their self-destructive cycles of thought in-between the blowjobs and backrubs.
And really sometimes you'd rather just snuggle and listen to their family issues than go all tentacle demon and stuff all their holes while using hypnotic voice and suggestion on them.
Like how they don't Really like (Insert self-destructive habit here), they just want the Emotional Release that comes with the act. See how even something as simple as human Touch is a better emotional fix than (Pleasure of the week)?
Incept That into someone's head, and every time they feel like engaging in their bad habit, they'll be crosswired to want a Hug instead, for the satisfaction.
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
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