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@hyratel In other news, WinXP is still a common operating system, the Y2K bug was never fixed, and nobody updates their firmware.

Someone release a Gender Combofix.

Me, explaining how Gods and stuff work on a metaphysical level:

@pephyka@queer.party I am so behind this it's not even funny you guys.

re: Interspecies Reviewers (lewd) 

@budgiebin@snouts.online @cozykaffe@snouts.online Goodra has the opposite problem where everyone assumes they're Girls.

In Needful Things, the Devil goes to maine and wires up the emotions of a small town with Delusions till they're Killing each other and turn the town into a Warzone.

This is a neat analogy for Capitalism if you read the book.

But we're working on the theory that if you do the Exact Same Thing and go around wiring up everyone with Love and deep social, emotional, and spiritual connections...

You don't get an Atomic Bomb. You get a Reactor.

@Lumb Server hardware, tiny motorcycles, and plushies seem popular here.

Roland Deschain of Gilead is a Genrequeer Cowboy

Oh God Oh God I got two of my friends mixed up last night on Masto just because their icons are both pink. ;_;

Why is Dayquil a worse drug than anything else for sensory processing?

@itspomf@beach.city The irony is that the Ultimate Hippie, their Queen, the exception to the Rule is Also named Karen.

@Proxy@snouts.online Oh crap, I have you confused for @electroCutie. Both super cute ladies with pink icons. XD My Superbad.

@Proxy@snouts.online =3c You have stickers incoming

@Proxy@snouts.online I'm watching my wife put the finishing touches on your T-rex.

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