Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space
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- Pan/Poly, group discount
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- Dragon
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Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
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Joined Jul 2017
Kobold posting (Lewd)
When you're a strong powerful dragon but you got your stupid ass slain and now you're running the show from the body of one of your most Faithful kobolds, who pledged herself to this purpose years ago.
The primary issue you hadn't considered at the time, in your arrogance, was having to Be a fullsize dragon in a female Kobold body.
A temporary setback, sooner or later you'll be back to full size and all.
re: Lewd, kobold, magic
@starseeker@snouts.online Which is Funny, this time I WAS thinking of you.
Lewd, kobold, magic
A powerful kobold spellcaster with a harem of big strong polite Himbo dragons summons their retainers after a long day of parsing the depths and casting their mind out into the void.
"Alright Boys, sit down, get comfortable, and stiffen up, I've got a long day tomorrow and need a full tank."
They pat their belly and mount the first dragon, turning to face a pair in the corner.
"And No pre-gaming. if you two get handsy with each other and pop in the first ten minutes, i'm gonna get Stretchmarks again!"
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Star Trek's biggest flaw is that canonically they have been in situations where they have attempted to bluff their way out of a situation with a phony ass pull, like Corbomite, but it is literally indistinguishable from the countless other instances of technobable on this show and yet when the aliens are saying "your weapons will amplify the krieger waves and cause a resonance cascade in your own warp chamber" nobody ever says "hang on that's a lot of horseshit you're lying aren't you?"
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re: lewd tmi, now I'm horntposting again
@fluxom_alt Ugh now I want estrogen again.
@MelTheCannibal@snouts.online Did you kno? The progeny of Kelpies and Regular horses are self-aware and sentient, and can't be drowned.
@hyratel I need me some 4K HD genders.
@hyratel In other news, WinXP is still a common operating system, the Y2K bug was never fixed, and nobody updates their firmware.
Someone release a Gender Combofix.
Me, explaining how Gods and stuff work on a metaphysical level:
There are 256 genders.
@pephyka@queer.party I am so behind this it's not even funny you guys.
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re: Interspecies Reviewers (lewd)
@budgiebin@snouts.online @cozykaffe@snouts.online Goodra has the opposite problem where everyone assumes they're Girls.
In Needful Things, the Devil goes to maine and wires up the emotions of a small town with Delusions till they're Killing each other and turn the town into a Warzone.
This is a neat analogy for Capitalism if you read the book.
But we're working on the theory that if you do the Exact Same Thing and go around wiring up everyone with Love and deep social, emotional, and spiritual connections...
You don't get an Atomic Bomb. You get a Reactor.
@plausocks It's all the dumb bitch pills.
@Lumb Server hardware, tiny motorcycles, and plushies seem popular here.
@Lumb Fork my presentation, sysadmin daddie
Roland Deschain of Gilead is a Genrequeer Cowboy
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
