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If you're reading this, you're using a combination Tricorder and PADD to pretend to be a cartoon animal with other people just like you.

When we invent the Holodeck, society collapses.

I have a magic rectangle. One side of it is metal, the other glass. Inside it are crystals of exceptional fineness, metal etched into intricate patterns, and traces of many exotic elements, all from different faraway lands. Symbols appear on the glass, and if touched in the right order, many wondrous and terrible things can happen. Just as often, they do not, and I have to spend an hour working out which part of the ritual I messed up.

@Terrana I am so glad other people are noticing that on Round worlds, crystal balls are Flat instead of round.

Oh hell, Trans day of visibility means I have to shave, doesn't it?

re: Photo of a trans gal in leggings and a sports bra, face cropped out 

@maidofclay@snouts.online Impressive!

Gender, Gay, salt 

I have yet to meet gay guys who are into smooth, slender girlyboys, And big Himbo Hunks And soft round bois. Let alone Transbois.

Like, oh, you're gay? So you've banged all the subgenders and S-ranked them, right?

Not salty at anyone here, just kinda wanna go off on a certain Unicorn's bratty little brother.

$, corporate shaming idea 

Nutrition facts labels but for the Financials of product costs
How much is profit and got whom
How much is R&D, how much is wages for workers making $1M+ $200k+

Things like that

Trans visibility 

I try and remain lowkey invis because my gender jams other people's radar.

Also I'm intersex, and was assigned a non-binary identity in my teens, so it's complicated. That being said, I am on pirated titty skittles.

By the end of this horrifying crisis we're all living thru, I'm gonna have three lego armies all built up and color co-ordinated.

And a bunch of Dragon Plushies.

Lego Pacific Rim?

@Manik@snouts.online Snakes are just a Tail with a Head, they skip the whole Torso thing and go straight to tail.

@Lumb She's hiding out over here playing Rimworld because the world's gone to hell.

You can follow her @budgiebin@snouts.online

I played a ton of Factorio today instead of doing anything physically Creative, so have a Mech Repost

re: Horny 

@DragonNamedRedd@snouts.online Counterpoint: A benevolent hive mind of Goodra who want go give you a hug

@jimpjorps Harbor freight is my problematic fav.

I'm a mechanical engineer, my brain screams in confusion in that store.

Hot take 

Autistic otherkin plural trans furries are the next phase in human evolution.

Shout out to our ADHD/OCD brothers and sisters.

I actually look forward to the era where I'm considered conservative by modern standards, it means the World has moved in the right direction.

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