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re: Horny, sounding, gag reflex 

@Cilich Meanwhile, I have gastro problems so often I can manage a tonsiljob most days just because it's not as bad as waking up at 5:30 AM

UK Politics. 

Every fucking Tory deserves the fucking gallows.

Every one. No fucking exceptions.

I can't believe that our president's dad killed Coney Island.

@ThreeLetterMax@elekk.xyz If you stack overflow gender, you can trick the server into thinking you're multiple genders at the same time, and some of the bonuses Stack.

@Nerts plurality is having that mirror you ask to crash at your place for a while and then never leave or help with rent

"I used to think politics was like driving: to go backward, put it in R, and to go forward, put it in D. I still think politics is like driving, but now it's like NASCAR: if we don't keep turning left we're all going to die spectacularly."

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@mint@elekk.xyz You mean those multiplayer hellhole games I never play because they're full of racist gamer boys?

Can't I just punch Ron Johnson there in his Stupid, Racist face? I'm really more into the Face-Punching when it comes to racists.

Air: *vibrates in different frequencies*

People: :)

on "girls and enbies" 

not all enbies are girls
not all enbies want to be girls
grouping enbies together with girls is incredibly invalidating
there are a lot of different types of nonbinary genders and you can't just instantly reduce all of that to haha it's girls uwu

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