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*Walks up to lesbian couple*

So, which of you is the android, and which is the only engineer she trusts to work on her?

hiv/aids testing, covid 

HIV transmissions have plummeted during covid-19 lockdown
The HIV chain is broken.
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Peak Plurality is not giving a fuck when socializing with new people and your Gender keeps sliding all over the place.

This is why "Hermaphrodite" fits best; from an Outside perspective we're incomprehensible otherwise.

Join me this Solstice in donating a small amount of your energy to the Spirit Bomb being charged up.

The Nazi Vampires won't know what hit them.

@Lunostophiles@snouts.online This is Lexx, it's All weirdass fetish fuel.

re: tactical, snark 

@ossifrage Gonna go out there and make sure black lives matter?

@Waces Cars, paintball guns, tiny european motorcycles, Tools, and I have a bad habit of collecting princesses.

Millennial friend: *Has RSD*

Me: Hey, you doing okay? Lets take a break here, you seem like you're really deeply troubled and need to unpack some stuff, what's up?

Millennial friend: *Four hour unloading of totally understandable social anxiety and the pressures of expectations weighing on their sense of self*

Me: Okay, that's all totally valid and understandable, sometimes you just need someone to hear you, and understand your suffering.

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Boomer: *Shows clear signs of Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria*

Me: *Ignores all of them because the Boomer has no idea what RSD is, and would react Badly to Best Practices for dealing with RSD in others*

Also, the New England Fae and Sidhe I've seen aren't... Like the Europeans.

For one thing, some are obviously Celtic.But a Lot of them are Native spirits too. Pukwudgie and the like.

And they're Tribal. No courts, no Queens, it's all Regional. Anarchist faeries.

I feel that Speaking to the Fae and seeing spirits, Visions, and other Weird Shit(tm) makes me uniquely qualified to Tell when someone is living in a fabricated reality.

MH+ 

I'm really annoyed at how much I internalized and took to heart when I was younger.

So much of what Boomers told me was Projection. Today it's really Really clear.

Just makes it impossibly irritating to have to just Ignore what a boomer is saying to me, because I can tell they're projecting insecurities and actually talking about Themselves.

Hot Furry take 

Kerithe: Husky burly dragon men on a body pillow is the "Girl" version of the blow-up doll: All the juicy horny bits without any of the threatening aspects of the desired gender.

@masklayer They're Illegal in most states but it's not Enforced.

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