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@shapeshifter@creature.cafe We're five dragons that form a giant fighting robot.

Weed 

@jay@snouts.online Smoke Weed while drinking french press with raw cacao to create all natural, herbal ChillZoom.

ChillZoom: Shit, it's already lunchtime?

re: MH (+) 

@maxine It absolutely is, I had to deprogram a Bunch of that

Plurality, Magic, Qanon 

Next time you think your plural experience is weird, bear in mind I have a Goodra in here who's Possibly Dragon Jesus and she's working on creating a psychic weapon to combat the Darkness spreading on the internet.

Yanno, an Oppenheimer to build the Bomb that ends the Qanon and Nazi problem.

Hey, how hard do you work at your Job?

Because your Doctor is Working Their Job when they're tending to you. Don't forget that.

re: Trans stuff (-) 

@maxine Yuuuuup. Just like everything else, The Enthusiast community tends to outpace the Professionals in the Internet age.

I know nothing about insects and yet, I have spent the last 15 minutes identifying a moth.
This cute friend was in the garden at dawn. Agrius convolvuli maybe?

Willy Wonka as played by Gene Wilder is a Faerie Lord, Possibly King Oberon in Disguise, subjecting mortal children to morality tests in order to determine a worthy successor to his throne.

And I'm willing to die on this hill.

Therapist, gatekeeping (---) 

@maxine a lot of my transfemme friends have male headmates tho

"As a knight," the king said, "it is your duty to kill dragons."
"Very well, my liege," the knight said. "Um. May I ask why?"
"Because they hoard wealth without sharing, and people live in fear of their capricious moods."
"Very well, my liege," the knight said and drew his sword.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Anyone wanna drive down to New Bedford and help me with my ball joints this weekend?

@Venn@snouts.online Well good, I can't be expected to shave all the time.

Also, I look Weird without the beard.

as soon as we make our first post, we are forever bound to the fact that we will one day, make our last post

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