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Blew the gamer Boi cashier's mind when I told him that my kilt is everyday wear after he complimented me on it at the store.
Nope, I don't really wear jeans anymore. Kilt and leggings, sometimes skirts.

re: NSFW, RL Picture, Horny 

@haybuck @Bisexuhorny She's right, you are.

horny 

@haybuck you know where to find me, sweetie

Here's your homework assignment, class: Clock yourself and write down fifteen celebrities you know.
Do it again and write down fifteen of your favorite content creators in furry.
No contest, right?

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Also, it's not that Fifteen people are famous to Everyone.
It's that everyone is Famous to around fifteen people.
That means you too. Harness that energy and make it your own.

All of my friends are lonely and cute and shy to the point where they're all standing around awkwardly, too embarrassed to flirt with each other.

Like, I know I'm Good at it, but I was hella awkward for Years. And Years.
I was the sad fat dragon with no friends. Lesson learned: Everyone has low self esteem. if you let that stop you, you're letting the Bullies Win.

mh ------ 

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online told her what?

Dead witch 

@TrannyOakley@queer.party we should do iron witch shit sometime.

Try new estradiol with guarana, ginseng, taurine and caffeine!

Pink Moo energy drinks.

@skolli@mastodon.social okay but into which end?

Kerithe Hates a lot of classic rock and roll because of it's sexist bent.

But then gets annoyed because she's the kind of Woman they're singing butthurt songs about. Deep down, she's Made of that stuff.

@addamschloe Tohri is a masculine presenting Hermaphrodite but does a good impersonation of an Alpha Male if someone is being a dick.
Kerithe is a Woman, but the hippie liberated woman who likes trashy trucks and cute transgirls. She's a shapeshifting witch to boot, so in terms of Gender, she'll do Requests if she's in a good mood.
So anywhere from the uncle you wish you had to the auntie you kinda wish you didn't because that edible she gave you for your birthday erased some Memories

re: Gender stuff 

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life @Nerts I'm a witch, dearie, we don't have a good record with anyone BUT the celtic pagans.

re: Gender stuff 

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life @Nerts I keep saying...

If I had a nickel for every transgirl I meet who was raised Catholic, I could hire a team of lawyers to start a class-act investigation to get the Pope to pay for your estrogen.
'Cause I'm the same thing, but raised by an intersectional, religious scholar who... Well, okay, she was catholic. But we worshipped the Goddess dammit, we didn't go to Mass and"Hail Mary".

Bitch, get out and tend the Dirt, That's Mary.

re: Gender stuff 

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life @Nerts I am well paid up with most of the local gods, but thank you. <3

re: Gender stuff 

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life @Nerts In my friend group?
I think we have Two or three Cisguys. Everybody else is nonbinary or trans.

re: Gender stuff 

@Nerts I dunno, back in my day, life was easier if you just kept in mind that the Person on the other end of the intarwebs has a meatsuit that doesn't resemble the Real them at all and was assigned by RNG.

Or put another way, it was really Really common for my friends to have girl characters as their Main/avatar/fursona. And now everybody's trans.

@amic@nulled.red Yeah, nobody gets that much fervor over white plastic unless it's a Chaos Cult.

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