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@Galdrakinn Now I'm gonna have to buy some blanket fabric and make myself a fursuit.

re: family - 

@hazzardwolf@snouts.online I could spend some time online with you afterwards~

@skolli@mastodon.social Do your homework sweetie, and I'll give you pets and tummyrubs when you're done.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz And yet, here we are on a perfected social media platform, talking about how in 40 years when our kidneys are Failing, we're ~Not~ gonna be able to get uploaded to a computer and have our personality dumped into an unwanted pregnancy or something like that.

Sweetie, when I was your age, I was bemoaning the fact that I didn't have This Very Thing we're chatting on. The tech will get tested on the Boomers and Genxers, they'll be the fuckups, and we'll get the perfect dragon bodies.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz Sweetie. If we can clone you and upload your consciousness into the cloned body, you'd have a chance to actually Grow Up a Girl. =P

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz Besides, greek before Latin. I'm a Hermaphrodite, not an Androgyne.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz For me, it has spiritual and physical meaning.
It's the closest translation for my Assigned Gender.
It's how my wife identifies, because she had too much Testosterone during puberty and she was raised like she was a Boy.
For me, it was Nowhere near enough testosterone during puberty (Or it just got blocked or something) and I got raised like a Girl.

And I'm a multiple system to Boot, with a masculine/feminine split. Physically I'm kinda neither, spiritually I'm Both.

One day I looked up and realized that my friend group were a bunch of anime characters.
Not that they weren't real people.
Just that whenever I'm rolling with a Posse, we look like we're about to lay the smackdown on Ultima Weapon.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz I got really sketched out after getting the whole 'Herm is a slur' treatment.
That one though... =\ That's inherently problematic. And I have a friend who'll identify that way sometimes.

Then again, she's Lawful Evil and shouldn't be counted.

I'm going to thanksgiving dinner at my Mom's place and it's awesome because we've already had our ten years of conflict, and we're a functional family now. XD

The question is, do I introduce her to Kerithe...

@HuskerFu She and my wife are friends, so we got comparing styles over that pic a bit.

@HuskerFu Yah! Was Lumi foxsquirrel one of your influences?

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz Why do you think I keep it to insane witch shit and excessive psychological flirtation?

@skolli@mastodon.social *Sprinkles caffiene powder and L-theanine into DMSO* Time for a back rub, little one.

@Galdrakinn Here's what you do.
Grab an old blanket, a staple gun, and a Small space heater.
Go to your computer desk, and staple the blanket around the thing as a skirt. Put the heater underneath and then Never Leave Your Computer Desk.

@kistaro I usually choose one or two people to chat up a night if I feel like I haven't made the rounds properly.

re: real world maths problem, help 

@envgen Try and find a big roll of 6mil polyethylene sheet. Way cheaper to buy an industrial quantity, and then have a 30 meter roll of 3 meter wide.

For making, fixing, or just general 'Keep the water off it' nothing beats clear duct tape and greenhouse plastic sheeting.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Big black Faerie destrier or draft horse with a curving, wickedly sharp horn.

Just like only the Pure can touch or ride a Unicorn, an Alicorn is it's balancing factor.
Only a Real Bastard can be friends with an Alicorn.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Sooner or later he's gonna have to be confronted and he's gonna have to get a stern talking to, but for now, you have your life back.
Find him, talk to him, but set your boundaries. Something says "Alicorn" here, but that's just my intuition.

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