Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
Okay, so... I'm mostly male presenting but I have two girl nipples and 1 boy nipple.
So, am I tumblr safe?
Sorry I've been quiet folks! I had a gigantic Roadkill-Esque adventure involving $700 in car parts, three days of auto repair, getting sprayed with antifreeze, and one evening with an absolutely Worth It couple of furry friends.
<3
@skolli@mastodon.social ALL THE THINGS
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@Kaffe@chitter.xyz I'm gender Pirate, my friend is gender Ninja.
She's cooler only because she's a pro level gamer camgirl futanari hime succubus who may be the physical avatar of Hentai.
re: anti-xmas, don't read if you are pro-xmas
@hazzardwolf@snouts.online He's gonna OD on christmas joy at my mom's place this year.
It's gonna be funny, because he denies it's gonna happen, but the Cookies will be what gets him.
*Begins transfer of main power from Introvert circuits to Extrovert circuits*
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in other news that literally any millennial could have told you, water is wet
re: anti-xmas, don't read if you are pro-xmas
@hazzardwolf@snouts.online In this house we celebrate festivus and Yule.
@bird@nulled.red Porn machine Broke
re: lewd
@skolli@mastodon.social Thinking about it, I think I've sucked more girldick than boydick.
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This nasturtium in my backyard refuses to accept that it's December. Can't tell if #climatechange or the plant heard me lamenting eating the last of the summer's nasturtium pesto....
@budgiebin@snouts.online More like the Bathroom metaphor: anyone can use me for Relief, regardless of bits or presentation. =P
Gender of the day: Unisex.
re: society and sexuality, oppression
@pexl@yiff.life @eclipse Public school system and TV enforce the 'Cult of Normal'.
Because it's easier to sell uniform products if you have systems that create uniform consumers.
@skolli@mastodon.social L-theanine, raw cacao, espresso, and Weed.
And some basic hyperfocus meditation techniques. Once you've centered yourself and stepped just one notch outside your body, you can flip Off functions like on a gigantic switchboard.
Only way I can get to Sleep some nights...
re: Vent
@clipclopboom@snouts.online Tohri: Feels. I've just had to get used to it and kinda... I dunno, I've always done what the powerful women in my life tell me to do, even if they're Crazy some of the time, they're usually Right.
Sleep well though. I know this can be rough, but hang in there, the hard part's over. Rebuilding comes next.
Before: Hey remember Every time you were socially Awkward, EVER? Now you do!
After: Hey, yeah, I saw you were getting really depressed about Summer, 2015 so I redacted those bits for you. Now you just remember the Good stuff being Important.
Multiple systems before understanding what's happening: Every mental illness known to man in rotating order.
Multiple systems once you know what's going on: Pitting your mental illnesses against each other in a Hunger Games style battle royale.
It's really hard to express what I'm feeling as something other than:
"What malevolent spirit is going around fucking with the heads of all my friends?!"
Because seriously, I've given the same therapy routine to five people in a row now. It's starting to feel more like an exorcism than anything.
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
