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@Kilroy@snouts.online Tohri: *Glances at Keri* You do realize that's basically a Standard Issue form for me at this point right?

@Kilroy@snouts.online ...Okay yeah, that works but what about the top half?

I was thinking lipples.

teach a girl to fish, feed her for a day. teach a man to fish, he will try to teach fishing back at you

@GingeraleDragon@snouts.online Canon or fanon sergals?

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online Saitama: Adorable Dumbass

@Kilroy@snouts.online Keri: That metaphor holds up well enough for government work. I'm just kinda sitting on stage, eating a bagel, wondering if anyone's feeling like a particular Shape tonight.

@sutter@snouts.online @Lunostophiles@snouts.online You're acting like we don't Live in that reality.

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online The hardest soft boy.

That feel when you're a shapeshifter, Bored, and kinda sorta looking for someone else to make a Request.

@Kilroy@snouts.online oops, impact gun's battery is dead. Time to get the breaker bar.
My back is killing me.

@Kilroy@snouts.online Keri: Mhm. I'm better at auto repair than Tohri is, he likes workbench stuff.
Plus, most Auto Repair is just high impact Yoga.

@wntrdrgn@snouts.online Local dragon boy can come help me out with this tie rod end and hand me tools while I'm under there.

Then we can cuddle.

The nonbinary experience is just wanting quiet time at home where you can relax and be femme...

But your entire existence over the last four months has been Auto Repair Survival Training.

re: Vent 

@clipclopboom@snouts.online ...What the actual Fuck?
You just got over something that cripples most people emotionally for Months, you've still got problems but they're solvable now.
You've supported her, it's her turn to Masc up and support You. =P

re: Gender shitpost 

@HonorableThief@snouts.online I'm really more of a .DXF myself.

@MapleDeer No reason you can't study music theory later.
Most of us never stopped studying things thru our 20s. I'm gonna be starting on music theory soon.

re: :gay_weed: 

@GlitterDisaster@snouts.online Oooh, some of our fake band names might help.
Like Def Leprosy.
Or Nicola's Testes.
Doctors without Ethics
S.Q.U.A.B. (All pidgeon rap group)
Car Alarm Quintet
8 inches of beard
Vas Severens
The Tall Cows
Illegal Seagull
Grand Funk Qualroad
The Hategoats
Meat Coaster
The Unfillable void
Moon Mouth
and Samurai Shame Machine, Featuring Gas Powered H8tr3d and White by Association.

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online Like wanting someone to snuggle, and rub and massage into a warm pleasured puddle on the couch?

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