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that's me in the corner
that's me in the spotlight
that's me in the combination corner/spotlight

@Kilroy@snouts.online It's easy enough to transplant a new cord. =P

re: family crap, trans stuff, childhood - (emotional abuse?) 

@hazzardwolf@snouts.online Same hat. Men were stupid and callous and hateful, women were shining beings in touch with the divine and magic and flawless.

And I knew I wasn't -Really- in that category. I was in the blast radius, sure. And there was some serious psychological trauma there too.

But the upswing on that? You tend to know a Real man when you see them. And they exist.

re: tons of guns 

@TrannyOakley@queer.party I'm gonna see you in 30 years when we're the two representatives of the eastern and western gay warlords who've re-united the warring tribes and are finally ready to establish a pan-american peace.

You gotta fuck her right in her root chakra.

re: Sex(-), HRT(-) 

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Tohri: It's why I had to learn to fuck like a girl first off. Took me till 21 to have any dick worth mentioning...

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online This is known as Square Wave Demisexual.
My wife is like that.

@TrannyOakley@queer.party I'll get the pencil torch, we'll just do a controlled burn.

re: Old weird mechanically complex airgun 

@TrannyOakley@queer.party Yeah. In a very narrow band, I'm the person you can go to if you need a magic weapon reforged.

If your Palmer pursuit blazer isn't timed right or your Sovereign II is chopping paint, and nobody else in the universe even knows what that model is...

I've got the internals committed to memory. I've shot things you people wouldn't believe.

Old weird mechanically complex airgun 

@TrannyOakley@queer.party

@Draekos No, this one is @budgiebin@snouts.online . She's the Weeb Sheeb. Not to be confused with Weedshibe.

re: Weird physical horny 

@Cilich I'd be Very down with that.

@Draekos *Shows the wife this imageset* See, even Kos, who is Hot shit, gets artistic impostor syndrome.
Karen: Yeah well she's Wrong, she's fast as fuck.
Me: Karen... I'm using a kettle to show a pot how black she is, okay.

@plausocks Thaaats it.

Sorry, just trying to keep rough track of folks locales on the down low is tough. if you were still in CT, I'd organize a delivery but Tulsa...

@plausocks Fark. Why the hell did I think you were in boston?!

@plausocks Where u at? I've got a perfectly good battery we pulled from the Tahoe that might shoehorn in there.

Weird physical horny 

Why... Why does my rear end just cry out for attention today?

All I can think about is getting used by all my horny friends as a fucktoy and I can't get over it. >_<

fatphobia and health care 

if you've ever run into a doctor who is always steering the conversation towards weight, this might be useful

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