Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

The guy who fired me back in December for asking him why he's mismanaging his business is still advertising desperately for a Machinist.

Like, you had Two this time last year, asshole. Why not get one of your Kids working the vertical mill instead like you tried Last year?

Oh, Right, all your kids hate you.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online Jesus was Autistic.

So, I'm planning a road trip later this summer down to Balitmore and up to Ohio, but I wanna break it up into 4-6 hour stops.

I wanna stop at some State Parks and stuff along the way, but I wanna see some fuzzies too! Anyone in PA, MD, or anywhere in there got crash space?

Or hell, Yard space? XD

It's 2044, and the Discourse has consumed humanity.

The surviving factions have rallied behind two core, conflicted belief structures:
The Unity faction believes there are no More than two genders.
The Freedom Faction believes in no Fewer than two genders.

The war rages on, but a new hope has emerged. Will You lead humanity out of this dark age, and bring an end to...

The Gender Wars!

(Coming this fall)

@fructose_dealer I'm feeling soft and full of Gender tonight, what can I say?

@fructose_dealer Like when the Anime futanari hentai neko hime succubus friend of mine comes over, I automatically assume the posture and form of the Tentacle Demon.

@fructose_dealer Well, everyone seems to enjoy that I get their preferences Right on the first try. =P

@fructose_dealer Baroque: Di-gender. A Genderfluid who automatically assumes the opposite gender of whomever they're paired with.

@budgiebin@snouts.online @cozykaffe@snouts.online Or a fried egg.

A frozen Capri Sun, some cherries and strawberries makes the best smoothie/slushie ever.

@MapleDeer Okay but the last time I gave someone a backrub who wasn't prepared, they were horny for two months afterwards.

@MapleDeer I was making a boob joke but okay. =P

And of course it sounds great, I'm a Herm, I know what both sides want. =P Softness, teasing, and closeness for the femme reactions, and just the right amount of strength, force, and roughness to satisfy the other parts.

Actually dialing those values in is mostly a matter of Feel.

@MapleDeer Shoulders, neck, Backrub, Legrub, Footrub, followed up by a breast massage and girl talk about Aerodynamics and drag coefficients.

And then there's the million and one things I can do to your Downstairs.

@MapleDeer Because I'd put you in a Coma.

@MapleDeer aaaaah, you look so Soft!