Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space
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- Dragon
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Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
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Joined Jul 2017
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Public Transit Projects Cheaper Than Uber's $5.2 Billion Q2 Losses, Ranked https://jalopnik.com/public-transit-projects-cheaper-than-ubers-5-2-billion-1837080980
Please fund more transit for people instead of pernicious capitalist nightmares for rich sycophants.
@Xinjinmeng@mastodon.social oh no xanth
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Epstein, from a "conspiracy theory" angle
I feel like this whole thing is gonna end up like the Pentagon Papers. If you're not aware, those were the docs that revealed the gov't lied to everyone, including Congress, about Vietnam, and had widened the war into other countries. The whole thing got blown wide open, but by the time the truth came out, it was all just so much paper. We know what happened, but it never changed anything.
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Epstein, from a "conspiracy theory" angle
It makes me feel like an absolute crank thinking this, but it's maddening how the press lumps any questioning of the Epstein thing as a "conspiracy theory." Like nobody is justified in being suspicious of the whole thing when literally everyone is. It feels like press gaslighting on behalf of the ruling class. But saying that makes me feel like I should be wearing an old rusty cooking pot for a hat.
re: Health, a little gross
@GlitterDisaster@snouts.online Full disclosure, I'm a 2-stroke porting warlock, so I have the really Good super dremel thing they use for Horse Dentistry and stuff.
And I'm used to spending hours using it to carve out the butthole of a cast iron cylinder. So using it to trim my nails was a semi-regular occurrence anyways.
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re: Lewd
@dhivael@dragon.style Yeah we're gonna feed them all to Yaori and she's gonna do her best impression of a pebble bed breeder reactor that looks like a Goodra.
re: Health, a little gross
@GlitterDisaster@snouts.online I'd suggest ways to deal with it but they're all borderline industrial, and require a certain amount of willingness to use power tools on your sensitive human flesh.
...Never got another ingrown toenail after taking care of it with a dremel cutting wheel...
re: Lewd
@FreyaManibrandr Well, I'm really hoping I'll be down to 0 dragon balls soon, if you catch my meaning.
re: Autism Speaks
@Bruzer@snouts.online Give the nearest autistic person $50 directly.
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QueerPaladin 
Lewd
I can make people cum so hard they either discorporate or dematerialize entirely.
That gets troublesome, because I either have to wait around for their soul to return to their body so we can continue with full consent, or go and file the missing persons report in the case of complete dematerialization, then gather all the dragon balls and wish them back to this plane of existence.
We've gotten to see what happens when Technology leads society.
We've seen what happens when that Tech is produced and imagined by Doers rather than Thinkers.
Because Capitalism wants a Result, and it has to be a Profitable Result, and that's the only criteria.
re: Heinous food crimes
@clipclopboom@snouts.online @budgiebin@snouts.online Introducing the new sriracha baklava, egg and cheese sandwich!
re: horny, gender (~)
@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online Oh, hah. I used to feel transmasc a Lot.
And then found out I was intersex, and that for a long time there I was transmasculine without any help.
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money and class differences
Rich people: Surround themselves only by other rich people, to protect themselves from being tempted to give anything away
Poor people: Know how bad it is, literally having nothing to eat and give the very little they have away, so others don't have it as badly
Also the first one can't understand why the latter would do that, because they lost/never developed the empathy towards people in need, as they never experienced need themselves or by proxy
@LexYeen@snouts.online @fluxom_alt The New Bedford Gender Exclusion zone. a 50 mile radius where gender has been abolished due to hazardous background gender radiation causing random mutations.
@fluxom_alt I'm one big gender meltdown in progress. I'm irradiating square kilometers around me with thermal gender neutrons and high energy gender rays.
This whole area is going to be uninhabitable to cishets for at least fifty thousand years.
@sneakerfox@snouts.online But Fox, I am Doctor.
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
