Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
@FreyaManibrandr Works way better when @budgiebin@snouts.online is around because I make Perfect Sense standing next to a round girl wearing a mario teeshirt and jeans, who has the kinda muscle mass usually reserved for female Powerlifters
@FreyaManibrandr Well, I found an easy loophole for myself. Anyone gives me shit for my gender and clothes I just go
"Well, I don't like making a big deal of it, but I'm intersex, it's a thing that happens, How the Hell is a hermaphrodite Suppose to Dress?! What's Normal when you're the only One? Whtever the hell I say normal is."
Anyone else notice that when they're dressing Plainly, but outside an acceptable paradigm, they get more attention?
I get lots of compliments on my Kilt. Nobody even notices me when I'm dressed Femme.
So it's weird. Being a Guy is okay and comfortable as long as it's Very Clear I'm the Alternative to the mainstream guy, and holding me to those standards would be Absurd.
re: annoyed, straight people nonsense
@RussellTheFox@snouts.online Heteros: So, like, are you a boy or a girl? Are you gay or Straight? Gender is all made up, so what's in your pants?
Me: I dunno man. Choose the form of your destructor.
@fructose_dealer I just proceed as if they are.
Nothing quite as nice as blasting around on one of these little antiques.
With your big gay dragon housemate.
Turning heads everywhere you go because these bikes have a Voice twelve times their size.
Mass shooting hot take
The common thread in all the mass shootings we've seen is that it's always the same Angry White Boy behind it.
Like, can we finally admit to that? Toxic Masculinity produces Radioactive Waste in the form of Mass Shooters. Capitalism makes their lives miserable. Easily available weapons Just Like in Call Of Duty and a media ready to fuss over them for a month...
Well, fuel, air, compression, spark. Boom.
White Men Kill People.
Some people have safe and sane hobbies.
I build tiny motorcycles that put the rider in more danger of Big Hurt than someone in a Warzone.
@chr Hostas are OP for holding down Shade areas, and we're seeing a lot of grass weed Procs this patch, so make sure to get buffs against those.
Y'all ever just completely overextend on a day you shoulda been resting and make a bad social error and feel shitty but don't wanna let that ruin your mental health?
Like I feel bad but need to figure out how much feeling bad is appropriate here, as a hypothetical, recurring emotion.
@nivex@octodon.social Can second this, it requires all sorts of Help just so a Career can happen.
Used to be said that behind every successful man is a Very busy woman. It's Sexist, but there it is. :/
Cabinet Derg
boosted
corvids
[wikipedia quote] "There are also cases of accidental reverse Turing tests, occurring when a programmer is in a sufficiently non-human mood that his conversation unintentionally resembles that of a computer."
idk what wikipedia thinks "a sufficiently non-human mood" is supposed to mean but it sure is a description of me at all times
Cabinet Derg
boosted
On the last day
When the world has had enough of us
And like a wild horse, decides to shake us free
I will take up my ancestral blade
@OldRedSun Well, no, that applies to the Car, too, and Elite doesn't serve you up random breakdowns because you're too poor to afford repairs...
@hyratel Elite:Dangerous
Why is my virtual Spaceship more work to fix and modify the way I like than my Actual Car?
re: Demonspeak
@FreyaManibrandr Tohri: good thing we're friends, I'm the Demon Cleaner.
@hyratel Looks like it works Great!
One of those nights the Red Mage is outta MP and could use a Real white mage to come along.
re: Nsfw
@tpknnts@snouts.online oooh! Soft!
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
