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@heytanuki@snouts.online Drat. I'm a He/Him nonbinary lesbian.

*Winces* Yes, I ended up here, it's not a joke.

Boomers 

The most poisonous thing the corporate masterminds did was poison the boomers against Each Other, by stoking Everyone's worst traits.

When you teach a whole generation that caring about the well-being of others is unimportant compared to Self-interest, it only serves Lucifer.

They can't understand a world where they and all their friends grew up Disadvantaged, different, poor, and treated as perpetual Children, they grew up in a world where a bunch of their uncles died in the war, then their Friends and classmates died in Another war, and then their Gay friends died of AIDS. If they had any.

What are we left with? Who is this generation now? Miserly, declining, selfish, conservative fools, sold on the idea that everyone can make it if they just try hard enough.

They forgot about all the people in their lives who Didn't make it.

re: mh, neurotypical bullshit- 

@diodelass Yeah just go down to the Person Mechanic and get your oil changed.

But Doctor, I'm a Chrysler Multibank.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online That's username material.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online I legit giggled out loud.

Hot Gender Take 

When you're Intersex, your Hetero is everyone else's Queer.

And you grow up not knowing what all the fuss is about.

Inspirational message of the day:
No matter how bad you think your social skills or appearance make you look.

No matter how awkward and unlikable you think you are.

No matter how bad your life gets...

You'll never have to suffer the Human Indignity of being Ted Cruz.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online I'm 33, you're still in the Starter Village. Life is Nuts.

Can be the Good kinda nuts. But on the bright side, you're living in a country that Isn't run by Cheeto Hitler.

re: Horny 

@Cilich For us, it's the other way around. In soviet Massachusetts, goodra is horny for You.

@FreyaManibrandr I mean, I'm living with one of these Lawful Good motherfuckers, and I think he's the reincarnation of Charlemaigne.

Fucking Wizard CNC machinist though. Like good old Carl came back and said 'This time I'm not just gonna learn how to Read, I'm gonna be a damn Tech Savant'

ACAB.

Where the fuck are the Lawful Good Paladins?!

Tell someone you love, that you do, today.

And try not to use the words 'I love you'. Try saying it Without those words.

USpol 

Trump doesn't belong in the White House, he belongs in a Retirement Home.

The Fletcher Memorial Home For Incurable Tyrants, and Kings.

@quasar@snouts.online Yeah it's like being a Genderfluid jukebox. You'll play whatever till someone puts a quarter in.

Nudity mention 

It's really such a shame that nudity is considered to be such a highly taboo thing to the point where there aren't a lot of places you can go to just enjoy being nude without going onto private land with privacy (With Permission) to do so. Publicly accessible spaces for such are getting less and less. And it doesn't help that people use the space for actually illegal activities, giving authorities reasons to shut them down for good, giving nudists even less spaces to enjoy.

@quasar@snouts.online Funny you should mention that.

I'm a Type-O hermaphrodite, my gender changes to match the people I'm with subconsciously, like one of those amazonian frogs.

I wish It wouldn't, it means getting Gay with anyone is a challenge, it somehow keeps coming out Hetero.

This was more or less Proved when I sat across from @Lunostophiles@snouts.online for an hour and we were Both trying to get a read on the other one for what Our role should be.

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