Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
New Shadowrun class: cryptodancer
@cozykaffe@snouts.online That's My Life.
Hot Take
Capitalism works as long as the laws that prevent abuses of capital power are enforced.
Like a 70% top tax rate.
Cabinet Derg
boosted
Ikea workers are unionizing. If they don't have a logo that's a crossed hammer with an allen wrench, it's a missed opportunity
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"How to read statistics"
Every time a state makes riding motorcycles without a helmet illegal, the number of ER patients seriously injured in motorcycle accidents skyrockets. Every single time.
When you phrase it just right, it makes it sound like it's more dangerous to ride a motorcycle with a helmet than without one.
Of course, the reality is that before those laws, those patients were going to the morgue, not the ER.
Everyone wants to live on the farm commune because they're used to seeing the farming lifestyle when you're all Done for the day.
Farming and cultivation of Any kind is a brutal lifestyle the likes of which can do you serious bodily harm.
I suppose what I'm trying to say here is that Flowers and trees and rocks and shit are surprisingly Metal. You wanna live like a hippie?
Here's your protein powder shake. We've got 20 yards of mulch to move.
@ghostwife@mastodon.social Cursed
I can't even get my own pronouns right
weird trans surgery related question(+)
@fuz Ask a Dog, they get them done all the time.
Our president has self-inflicted chronic tylenol poisoning.
This is why he's Orange.
He's jaundiced on UK domestic market Sudafed.
@diodelass you just described installing a threaded stud
Stephen King, Dark Tower, ACAB
It was never explicitly stated, but the whole process of making a Gunslinger is to take someone who was Destined to be a Lover, and turn them into a Weapon.
The Psychos get sent west. The murderers get sent west.
The Gunslingers kill with their Hearts. Deal Death to monsters and defend those who can't defend themselves. You can't give that kind of responsibility to someone destined to be a Monster.
That's why all cops are Bad. They kill with their Gun, shoot with their gun, and aim with their hand. They've forgotten their Purpose in this world, and have become Monsters.
Gender of the day: Pineapple on Pizza
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The creators of Untitled Goose Game intentionally didn't include cops in their game, or put a crown on the postboxes.
I think throughout my gender journey, I've always identified more with the Epithets.
Like, I'm Queer and othergendered, Sure, but none of the Polite words for it quite line up.
It's like saying 'I'm a Democratic Socialist" when you're really a Tree Loving, War-stopping, Composting nut Hippie left over from a bygotten age. Like, sure, Bernie, Yay. When are we mandating composting toilets for general use to re-enrich the carbon in our topsoils?
I'm a Dirt-worshiping Hermaphrodite.
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MH-, Jobs
Well, that sure thing job I thought I was gonna get fell thru.
Feeling really shitty right now.
@sneakerfox@snouts.online You look like the person at the music festival everyone asks if they've got DMT.
Yeah, I vape.
I smell like fruit and flowers and lemongrass everywhere I go. I'm not trailing an opaque Lime Popsicle or Fruit Loops Fog Bank behind my Fedora.
@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online Go for the Dresden Files series, all you need is James Marsters voice.
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
