Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

@apow@snouts.online I'm the sectional enby

@RussellTheFox@snouts.online There's another '01 continental down the street we could talk the guy down to $500 if we told him it was gonna be a Lemons car

@RussellTheFox@snouts.online Apropos of nothing, you're gonna get recruited for my 24 hours of LeMons team

Dragon gender studies are always fun.

Dragons are always minmaxed. So they'll have a Strong Theme, with a Twist.

The big strong masc dragon who's actually a total bottom.

The big busty dragoness with curves and hips and smolder, as well as a bad dragon toy between her legs.

The smol round cute Kobolds that like coloring books and dancing and pretty jewelry but go naked 24/7 and have a society based on casual sex.

The Majestic, powerful dragons who are actually socially awkward and shy.

Next time some Chud Misgenders you, turn him into a Stag and set his own hounds upon him.

I think she just hates Pants and Jeans in particular.

Leggings are So much better overall. We had an argument in the thrift store the other day when I was salty they didn't have Men's skirts.

And that lead to three minutes of being Mocked internally, with the upthrust that Men's clothing is the 'Boring' section.

The stackup of Plurality and Seasonal Affective Disorder means that Gender for me is De-Facto like a Winter Coat.

I just go Male in the winter because Keri gets all avoidant and moody, and our favorite leather jacket means we're an eyepatch away from being Bishounen Big Boss.

This would cause Dysphoria, if Keri wasn't a Faerie. Usually looking in the mirror comes back with a 'Good goddess, we're Hot' from her. And she's a Lesbian.

It's weird finding out after the fact that Yaori has Strong Opinions about Chrysler.

You must be This Queer to ride the dragon.

I can't figure out mastodon!

I can't program a VCR!

What's this Typewriter shit?!

The steam engine is just a Fad.

I'm less concerned with my gender overall now, but more interested in HRT medication now, since I discovered that due to some manner of Cheatcode I have, it just Adds sexyness.

Like, no need to Pass as anything. I'll never be a convincing woman to cisfolks, but that's more or less meaningless at this point.

I wear skirts and kilts and leggings and girl stuff out all the time and get complimented. I live in a Pirate Art city that abbreviates to NB.

It's privileged, sure. Didn't know that a decade ago when I moved here, back then it was a Heroin and Crime capital

*Puts on a robe because he's cold*
*Puts on a second pair of leggings, a skirt, a second pair of socks and Slippers because it's THAT cold*

Treat every cop like a toddler with a loaded firearm.

@citrustwee Watch all of them in chronological order so you can see a time lapse of a pastry chef losing her Sanity.

Next time a Dude has trouble understanding being Trans, Tell him it's like LS swapping a Fox Body Mustang because the Winsor block it comes with is hot Garbage.

Unless they're a Ford Guy, and tell them it's swapping in a Coyote Motor.
If they're a MOPAR guy, point and laugh, and tell them you wreck more rear ends than a Dodge Demon owner. Do Not Be Friends with them, Chrysler hasn't made a good car since the 1'st gen Neon.

@Absolutely_Blakely@radical.town Caveat: It's an LS swapped Buick Lesabre.