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@sashakovich =O @budgiebin@snouts.online owns a Necchi. A full cabinet dealie.

I was Born ready!

But the boomers kept telling me I had to wait my turn.

Romancing Unicorns is the Dark Souls of flirting.

My preferred pronouns?

...I dunno, just fuck me up fam.

“It’s just allergies” I say, in exactly the same way that people in zombie movies say “it’s just a scratch”

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@hyperlink

On tonight’s episode of Chaos Bottom Daddy, how will Hyperlink get himself out of this one?

Pol, Plague 

Boomers when AIDS was killing a million americans: Thank god I'm not gay or Black! =D

Boomers in their old age facing imminent mortality due to their own choices: WHY WON'T SOMEONE SAVE US!?

re: uspol 

@jdlwerewolf@snouts.online It was the dream that we could go back in time to the 1990s when everyone had money and the world was 'Simpler'.

The boomers have been in slow senility for the last thirty years. They wanted Hillary because they Remembered her. Everything that happened after 2001 got Blocked Out for them.

I'd say we need to stage a Peasant's Revolt, but I know it'd just get cancelled over Coronavirus fears.

What are some fairly atomic skills that most people can learn in, say, 40 hours and will significantly improve their life?

@Colophonscrawl@snouts.online Some days I feel like Genders Georg

RT @MarcusGrayDoor@twitter.com

Things Covid has proven:

1. The job you were told couldn't be done remotely can be done remotely

2. Many disabled workers could have been working from home, but corporations just didnt want them to.

3. Internet is a utility, not a luxury

4. Universal healthcare is necessary

@Lumb How is that different from any other day for me?

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