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re: dragon stuff on Etsy 

@frameacloud Those are amazing. =O

dragon stuff on Etsy 

Chibi dragon stickers for marking when you've done various chores in your day planner. Here's the one for taking out the trash.
etsy.com/listing/560742070/spi

This seller, Sweet South Sticker Co., has these dragon stickers for doing yoga, gardening, watching Netflix in bed, grocery shopping, dishes, sick days, lifting weights, having a barbecue, doing magic, and so on.
etsy.com/shop/SweetSouthSticke

The seller also has other kinds of cartoon animals for a lot of the same activities. You might find your favorite animal there.

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re: :cannabis_leaf: 

@heytanuki@snouts.online Welcome to being a Fae Weed Enby. This is why I go thru a half a week and two cups of coffee every morning.

Can we talk about how Frank Zappa warned us about Donald trump back in the 80s and nobody listened?

@possum@todon.nl @OCRbot@fedi.lynnesbian.space US gov't killed martin luther king jr.

Scientists were paid to cover up sugar's role in american health problems.

The past 40 years of american economic 'Growth' has been based on a Lie, the backed up for a decade by an increase in worker productivity brought on by digital technology.

The scale of 'Dork I could take in a fight' to 'Wizard with a switchblade' energy.

RT @passionpeachy@twitter.com

my friend made me this and I've yet to decipher what it means

🐦🔗: twitter.com/passionpeachy/stat

And no, to be clear, the problem is not overpopulation because Earth is not overpopulated.

The problem is a handful of rich countries spending a century building a culture filled with cheap disposable commodities, powered by setting fire to irreplaceable resources and oppression of those more vulnerable. Because a few people decided it was profitable, and lots of others didn't argue because it was convenient.

The problem is that humans are greedy and wasteful, and we need to stop.

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@ThreeLetterMax@elekk.xyz Could join myself and @ClipClopBoom sometime.

@ThreeLetterMax@elekk.xyz Could play War Thunder instead.

The mindstate recorder let you relive a captured feeling for a couple of minutes.
The marketing hinted heavily at sexual climaxes, without saying so explicitly.
Market research revealed the most common names used for recordings were:
"Inbox zero"
"Application approved"
"Burrito"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Current Theory: Kobolds are like Crested Gekkos.

Girls: Smart, goofy, egg-obsessed, accidental genius.

Boys: Horny, aggro, leave boy goo everywhere, dumb as a log, can be too horny to eat, Lifts tail when startled.

Granted, Geckos drop their tails where Kobolds lift them. Same basic survival strategy.

@SixArmedSweater I'm more of an overpowered prototype, too weird to live and too rare to die.

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