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Savers is Great. Picked up five skirts, two pairs of leggings and four bras for fifty bucks.
@budgiebin@snouts.online gets the bras and the trash witch skirts, I get the pretty blue ones. <3

hfgkjhgf My roommate came back from the thrift store, hyper as all fuck, and basically screamed "I AM GOING FULL TRASH WITCH" and I couldn't be more proud of a human.

Something that's helped me is a realization:

Normies are never gonna 'Get' me. Ever. I was Born outside the box, and there isn't a Word for me.
But that's okay. Everyone Else knows what I am.

I'm not here to explain myself to Basic people, but I'm not here to Scorn them either. They've never understood me.

And that's okay.

Tarot, arcane shit 

Just drew a reading for myself.

Fuck. Yeah.

Food 

Also, I just made some fried chicken for dinner.
The tenderloins, sliced across the grain on a diagonal marinaded in pickle brine, sugar, red pepper flakes, and some oriental 5 spice.

Fried up Generals style, just without the Sauce, on top of spicy ginger fried rice.

So good.

JESUS

the power went out while I was playing Dead Space and I almost fell out of my seat

The most fundamental and liberating thing is when you realize that you're not bound by male hierarchies of power, and an Assigned Role within.
Of course, once you've studied the whole problem thoroughly enough, you start to realize that stepping outside those boundaries can be done in any direction.

Or put another way, folks expects you to come out of the closet through the Door. Nobody expects you to bust through the plaster into the master bedroom and take the fire escape up to the roof.

Lesbian power rings are just JO crystals for girls.

Some days I feel like I'm playing at being a girl, or that I'm just crossdressing.

Some days She gets so angry she leaps up and takes possession of my body for two hours and I wake up back home staring at an arizona I don't remember buying.

It's really more of a Practical issue than anything.

Update on rings of power: Titanium Dragon has sourced pirate sapphires. Medical Grade.

Who wants lesbian power rings?

Tohri doing Monty Python's Lumberjack song, but unironically.

My smithy. Everything is in it's proper place and I'm ready for the rituals that must be observed when working stainless steel.
What happens if you don't do the rituals right?

The tip of the tool will get glowing hot and melt it's way through your workpiece before breaking off in it. Stainless doesn't forgive.

And then when you're Done, you have to take all the serrated, work hardened, razor sharp burrs off the edges. By hand.

Magic is Dangerous, little ones.

Tired: "Ocelot seems pretty camp"
Wired: "Ocelot is a furry who's big gay crush on Big Boss drives the entire series' plot except for the PSP games."

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I might be able to get my hands on some rubies to set into them. Sapphires would be Way too gay.
Like, the amount of feminine energy channeled by a rosewood ring set with a Sapphire would start turning straight girls gay.

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I'm not even fucking around here, little ones. That's rosewood, that is.

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So, I've got these seven rings of power here and I'm not entirely sure who I should hand them out to.

@budgiebin@snouts.online and I are in different rooms, and yet managed to say "Hi Starving, I'm dad!" in perfect harmony and matched cadences.

It's at least a weekly occurrence.

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