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@eclipse And you have trouble with direct questions, but can't tell an outright lie, folks have to tell you or ask you things at least three times, you're obsessive-compulsive to the point of self destructive behavior, and feel super uncomfortable when people give you gifts you can't possibly reciprocate?

New album from Strawberry Shark Week: "Dissasociation Avec Pokemon" with hit single "Sans Avec"

I'm going to get a southern Massachusetts centric paintball team together for this season coming up.
It's going to be the most insanely equipped, queer/femme scenario recon team on the east coast.

if you're local and interested, hit me up. I have a war chest and I'm a master class airsmith (And nobody noticed)

There's just something wonderful about being a Retired queen of darkness and sin that just wants to take her friends and little ones out to the Restaurant Supplier because they're spending too much of their resources on food, and Besides...

Sin comes in 10lb cases here, at 30% less than you'd pay at the supermarket. And at 300% less than you'd pay at the, you know...

Restaurant.

Boost this toot if you, too, have an environmentally friendly reusable ass

Still getting used to the CW system.

Like, this place is really Really comfortable for me because the overall attitudes are almost exactly like how I was raised, I just remember occasionally that some stuff that's Normal for my tribe is still Taboo some places.
Then again, Most of what's normal for my tribe is Taboo for Normies. So being Weird is normal for me too. XD

Fuck, forgot to shampoo and condition the Beard.

Now my hair is all beautiful and the beard is just a wire brush.

RL nudes, No shave November 

Shaved 10/25.
Ya'll see what I mean about being male mostly On Paper?

Petplay 

I'm weird. I'm not into the pet/master thing.
If you're gonna submit to me it's gonna be for a damn good purpose.

I am however Very much into Master/Apprentice relationships, because while you might be a submissive little poppit when you Start, part of the path IS eventually overpowering me and proving your worth to yourself.

How you do that is more or less up to you.

I'm having Dragon cravings.
Not cravings For dragons, though there's always that... But the kind of cravings that all come down to expressions of Power.
And most of mine are healthy, but I always get paranoid about those feelings.

re: Nsfw shitpost 

@sabby @MapleDeer Pour some sugar on me, in the name of love.

pronoun stuff 

I much prefer gender neutral pronouns when they have a proficiency or class modifier involved.
Engineer. Witch. Motorcyclist. Technician. Pirate.

Those modifiers feel way more relevant to Who I am than... I dunno, relative binary orientation. But then again, I'm looking over at Kerithe for help on this one and she's giving me the "What the fuck are you asking Me for?" look.
Like bitch I'm trying to be accommodating to the Woman in my head here.

My future house is going to have a battery bank made up of cellphone batteries from broken phones for the solar array.
Yes I'm the mad wiring tech who would do such a thing. Yes I'm aware of the implications.

Also, No, Sapiosexual BDSM is when you have an argument about what dishware to buy online that ends in a big fight.
The other person asks which set her friends like better and puts together a consensus.
You come back from work with a freshly made sandwich, all apologies for the fight earlier...

And she doesn't realize till five minutes in that you served it up to her on one of the plates She had wanted in the first place.

Yanno though, I -like- dressing un-male. Skirts, leggings, bright shirts, and letting my hair down, painted nails...

I don't mind the pronouns as long as everyone is in on the joke.

Everyone else went home and I'm the only one in the shop.
Time to vape and watch YouTube on company time

Soft boi in the street
Hard grrl in the sheets

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