Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

Gender stuff is hard for me because when I'm out swinging hammers or digging holes, I wanna be at home or socializing in my delicate, pretty clothes, and when I'm at home in the soft clothes, I feel like I wanna be all armored up.

And this is Across Keri and Tohri at this point. It basically comes down to which skirts and tops can get bearing grease or mulch stained and which ones have to stay pretty for as long as possible.

Just a day in the life of a pirate mechanic.

Keri: This is one of our standards of masculinity: Haephestos. The idiot who'll beat himself senseless every day crafting and fixing and making stuff only to get up the next day and everything is busted again.

...In our mythos, we save some space by bundling Prometheus, Haephestos and Sisyphus into the same overworked, underpaid and underappreciated deity.

Ugh. Got the passenger side strut, bearing and CV axle replaced on my Continental but the CV didn't seat all the way.

FML. I hate spending all day on a Dud project

Kerithe: Public Service announcement: The common misconception is that a rainbow is shaped the way it is.

It's not, you're only seeing half of it.

Rainbows natural state is a Ring. Do with this knowledge what you will.

Y'all ever think about what the result of a fusion between your fursona and one of your Friends would look like?

...Act like?

Yeah me neither.

Tohri: The issue with being an iron dragon is that people forget how Brittle iron can be.

Hard, sure. Wear-proof under the right conditions.

But start taking a hammer to the delicate bits of the casting and you'll have Expensive Scrap in about three swings.

When is reality going to get back to 'And So,' storytelling and not 'And Then'

I'm really enjoying feeling free enough to wear skirts, kilts and like maxi skirts and stuff.

Like I hadn't really realized how BORING pants were.
Now I can have colorful flowy stuff on all over. And it's way easier to move when you're not fighting Denim all day

I think I'm a kinda factory reject that got past QC on a technicality.

Like oh, for this model the 22-34-F wiring harness works as well as the -M variant, just leave it in.

I get the feeling that nobody else here got raised Enby.

I think the next Gender Masters on the list are Blackout Omnibus, Amethyst Lesbiab, and then I can tackle Fedorasaurus Rex. *Shudders*

I've been running around defeating the Gender Masters and absorbing their genders so I can fight Dr. Contrapoints for enby freedom.