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Maybe she's born with it.

Maybe it's Las Plagas.

Old is going back to a post your wife made in 2007 and seeing a comment by a friend who you're still in contact with.

This is a @Nerts subtoot.

comedic sex ref in art 

oh my gosh @budgiebin is RAD and made this for me and AAAAAAAAAAAA

@icedmochafox is comin for ur gf

"Contract-to-Hire" = 🖕 

A recruiter contacted me for a "contract-to-hire" position and I gave them this response:

>>Thanks for the opportunity, but if McGraw-Hill is looking for someone to invest their skills in them, they should consider hiring full time employees instead of bypassing worker protections with baiting terms like "contract-to-hire."<<

"Contract-to-hire" means you're hired as a contractor and have no rights or protections. It's a bait-and-switch. Fuck any company that does this.

current enlightenment levels are 69%

(69%) ■■■■■■□□□□

When the hell am I gonna be able to get hormones I can vape?

gender and sexuality, Horny 

And here's a prime example of what I mean by Genderfucked.

Tohri is in front with Keri swapping in now and then. So the dominant paradigm and self image is Male.
But we're inflamed and Horny and all Tohri can think about is getting mated in the ass and pussy.

Kerithe will pop in though, and she feels the same sensations, but doesn't interpret them as Arousal. And she's not much the 'Bend over and get railed' type.

It'd be way easier if folks were getting the horny that lines up with their chosen presentation but Nope!

There's a lesbian trapped in this (Sorta) male body.

This has made things complicated because she's into the genderfuck involved in being femme, but with a beard.

On top of that she doesn't see herself as Trans. This has lead to some interesting conversations.

Why can't transition be like getting a Tattoo?

Like I trust tattoo artists way more than Doctors for shit like that.

Gender Weirdness, plural 

Pronouns are tough when you're a genderfucked multiple system.

Tohri uses He/him out of like... Relative Position. Even though he's more of a 60/40 split.

Kerithe is a Woman and identifies as She/Her but has been (having to) embrace her more masculine aspects. So more of an 80/20 split.

And Yaori is a She out of like... Simplicity. Shi/Hir is more accurate but not really enough to matter.

And that's all leaving Alone sexualities.

by popular demand, here's the final draft of the Queer Villain Pride flag I did yesterday, along with a link to a hi-res version here: dropbox.com/s/abew1ci7y5xzt9q/

again: pink for passion, orange for community, green for knowledge, purple for queer history, and black for evil, pure EVIL. feel free to use this for whatever. mwa ha ha ha haaa, etc

Nazis have names and addresses.

And you can rent Wood Chippers.

Some days I feel really blessed to live in the city I do with the family I do.
Wasn't always Great, and there's some Growing Up Trauma I'm still getting over, but like...

Nobody gives me shit about how I am and live my life. Everyone in this city has their own thing, culture, look, and it's been that way so long that like... You don't give the guy in the viking helmet any shit.
Or the Garey Busey Lookalike trying to blend in with his fellow kids.
Or the genderqueer pirate in the skirt.

Hey, I just met you
And that's a big whale
So here's my number
So call me Ishmael

There's going out to the grocery store in a skirt because you feel extremely gay and it's pride month...
And there's doing the Exact Same Thing but because your kilt is in the Wash and you're not feeling quite that gay today.

Art gay, Flaming gay, Hornt gay and Pride gay lived in harmony for Years.

Everything changed when the Flaming nation attacked.

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