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Anyone else notice that when they're dressing Plainly, but outside an acceptable paradigm, they get more attention?

I get lots of compliments on my Kilt. Nobody even notices me when I'm dressed Femme.

So it's weird. Being a Guy is okay and comfortable as long as it's Very Clear I'm the Alternative to the mainstream guy, and holding me to those standards would be Absurd.

Nothing quite as nice as blasting around on one of these little antiques.

With your big gay dragon housemate.

Turning heads everywhere you go because these bikes have a Voice twelve times their size.

Mass shooting hot take 

The common thread in all the mass shootings we've seen is that it's always the same Angry White Boy behind it.

Like, can we finally admit to that? Toxic Masculinity produces Radioactive Waste in the form of Mass Shooters. Capitalism makes their lives miserable. Easily available weapons Just Like in Call Of Duty and a media ready to fuss over them for a month...

Well, fuel, air, compression, spark. Boom.

White Men Kill People.

Some people have safe and sane hobbies.

I build tiny motorcycles that put the rider in more danger of Big Hurt than someone in a Warzone.

Y'all ever just completely overextend on a day you shoulda been resting and make a bad social error and feel shitty but don't wanna let that ruin your mental health?

Like I feel bad but need to figure out how much feeling bad is appropriate here, as a hypothetical, recurring emotion.

[wikipedia quote] "There are also cases of accidental reverse Turing tests, occurring when a programmer is in a sufficiently non-human mood that his conversation unintentionally resembles that of a computer."

idk what wikipedia thinks "a sufficiently non-human mood" is supposed to mean but it sure is a description of me at all times

On the last day

When the world has had enough of us

And like a wild horse, decides to shake us free

I will take up my ancestral blade

Why is my virtual Spaceship more work to fix and modify the way I like than my Actual Car?

One of those nights the Red Mage is outta MP and could use a Real white mage to come along.

I can't wait till the real estate market crashes so I can finally buy land and build a sustainable solarpunk community based around a furry noble house centering around three queens.

Oh, and gather up an all queer biker gang of Knights.

Well, someone just had a major wardrobe malfunction at the supermarket checkout....

An emotional vampire that has a day job as a Therapist, but he's just sucking the depression and anxiety out of people and he's played by Quentin Tarantino.

A sailor moon magical girl transformation, but the heroine just stays in that sparkly naked form and blasts the big bad with a rainbow laser.

you and your clone dodging the "which one is the real me" by recognizing that distinct experiences are equally valid, and that your differences together make you stronger.

Gender? 

Is it messed up that I'd be most comfortable in a masculine presentation and social paradigm as long as I was very Clearly Not Male?

Like, I wanna get to the point where even Transfolks can't tell where I'm coming from and where I'm headed, and I've always kinda been a Boy, just with Boobs.

And that's a Weirdass place to be. But at the same time, I feel like I lived long enough as None of the Above.

I think I've earned 'All of the Above'

You ever seen a big, strong, indestructible, titanium skinned, majestic dragon with Massive Emotional Codependancy issues?

I've always considered Light Yagami to be a coward and a class traitor for targeting petty criminals, instead of just going down the list of billionaires one by one, which is the only sensible thing to do with a death note.

Morphic Korps? 

I appreciate what Kraken is doing here and all, but isn't it a bit Alter-freud that so many transgirls want to sublimate their own agency and authority to a larger, more powerful transgirl?

we wouldn't have to be dealing with any of this shit if Bill and Ted would just write their damn song already

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