Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

I can't even get my own pronouns right

Our president has self-inflicted chronic tylenol poisoning.

This is why he's Orange.

He's jaundiced on UK domestic market Sudafed.

It was never explicitly stated, but the whole process of making a Gunslinger is to take someone who was Destined to be a Lover, and turn them into a Weapon.

The Psychos get sent west. The murderers get sent west.

The Gunslingers kill with their Hearts. Deal Death to monsters and defend those who can't defend themselves. You can't give that kind of responsibility to someone destined to be a Monster.

That's why all cops are Bad. They kill with their Gun, shoot with their gun, and aim with their hand. They've forgotten their Purpose in this world, and have become Monsters.

Gender of the day: Pineapple on Pizza

I think throughout my gender journey, I've always identified more with the Epithets.

Like, I'm Queer and othergendered, Sure, but none of the Polite words for it quite line up.

It's like saying 'I'm a Democratic Socialist" when you're really a Tree Loving, War-stopping, Composting nut Hippie left over from a bygotten age. Like, sure, Bernie, Yay. When are we mandating composting toilets for general use to re-enrich the carbon in our topsoils?

I'm a Dirt-worshiping Hermaphrodite.

Well, that sure thing job I thought I was gonna get fell thru.

Feeling really shitty right now.

Yeah, I vape.

I smell like fruit and flowers and lemongrass everywhere I go. I'm not trailing an opaque Lime Popsicle or Fruit Loops Fog Bank behind my Fedora.

Today's look: Casual samurai

Me: Oooh, Spanish civil war's influence on tank Design!

@budgiebin@snouts.online : Nerds! Ohmigod I'm sorry but NERDS. *Laughing*

Me: I know, I know, the worst part is that I know what it's referring to and I'm gonna watch the video. XD

I had a vision the other day, and just now understood the important part.
I'd Noticed the faerie wood at the back of a Cul-De-Sac neighborhood cut into the forests I grew up in while I was looking for a place to turn the car around.

The folken there acted startled, and even asked what I Was. I told them, and they seemed a bit surprised.

I think they'd never seen a human shaman before, just the people who live in the Boxes. To Them, -I- was the mythical creature.

I cannot stress this enough: You don't need that shiny thing on Amazon; Buy some art from an artist instead.

As a trinary plural system with genders that line up more with a Secret Of Mana main character list than anything normal, it's odd as hell that Estrogen has stuck 'The Boy' in front.

Again, it's a relative internal co-ordinate here. I'm from the Bishounen Dragon Tribe, where everyone's chefs and artists and musicians. I ended up good at cutting metal with my brain.

Not that any of us mind, just irritating that for everyone else they get their inner girl popping out, and for us, it means she can finally get some sleep.