Bigass castle, everyone in it is a mad painter or obsessed sculptor or they're deciphering the anytkythera mechanism or something.
Someone's been working on a Tapestry for 25 years. Sweet. Wanna see it in another ten when it's Done, keep up the good work, you got enough tiny beads and thread?
I want to be a Landlord to a bunch of furry artists.
Because I know how to help them achieve maximum productivity and happiness. I know that if they can't afford the Rent, it's because their Brain broke temporarily and they need Help not Eviction.
Also I have fantasies about a past life as a renaissance noble in Italy and just straight up Having fifty artists. Not owning their Output or anything, just like...
Status symbol. Lookit how many Artists I can support bitches.
Tohri, Keri and Yaori all come from an island chain where the primary source of Fuel Oil is in the form of giant Lagoon Avocados.
This plant grows in giant lillypad lagoons and floats to the surface when sufficiently oil-laden. Crews with special skiffs and cargo barges will harvest and process the fruits to extract minerals, salts, and of course the oil.
This gets cracked into Biodiesel, or turned into Polymers, lubricants and waxes.
The pits are hollow and make excellent buoys and barrels.
Pro-tip: if your mouse and or keyboard aren't suiting your ergonomic needs, go to your local auto parts store and buy a tube of JB putty or Quiksteel epoxy putty.
This stuff kneads into a modeling clay like substance that then hardens up like a motherfucker in 5 minutes.
I got sick of my mouse giving me crab-hand, so I bulked up all the buttons and gave them distinct textures and curves.
RT from @boomer_kid@twitter.com:
Bard: “Don’t you have a ki-strike that reverses a target’s gender?”
Monk: “Don’t be ridiculous.”
Bard: “ ... so, you DON’T have that ki-strike?”
Monk: “Of course I do. But gender isn’t binary & can’t be ‘reversed’. Instead, the target discards all Genders, shuffles & redraws.”
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot