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gaydar
bi-fi
transponder
(and, evidently, fursonar)

I propose: queern-tum entanglement

Gamma knife by King Gizzard is an amazing song.

Why don't we take all the testosterone from the Techbros...

And give it to the Transguys?

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I am now being informed that this is of Course glossing over the struggles of our transmasculine brothers but I'm trying to be Funny here.

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This message brought to you by the capitalist hellscape that prioritizes easy access to Boner Pills for the Elderly over Titty Pills for us.

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also life is too short, get the boobs you deserve Today.

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I might just be biased but a future with more cute girls in it is a future worth living in.

This is why I propose easy access to over the counter HRT, nobody should have to deal with the american medical establishment to get the boobs they deserve.

Spicy Multiple system take 

Plurality is just a scam to sell more fursuits and telegram stickers.

You know it's True Love when you both accidentally used each others OCs in pen and paper RPGs ten years before you even met.

Kin stuff 

I never really feel the need to get into the kin stuff because for me, it's not some Abstract.

My Housemate is a Titanium Dragon. My Other housemate had a spirit animal given to him during his rite of manhood growing up.
My wife is such a Shiba-inu that it's a running gag.

My girlfriend is a Unicorn, Alicorn, and a Faerie luna moth dragoness depending on the day or how stressed she is.
I had a Panda visit my house and play Mario Kart yesterday.

I have to take this stuff more than Seriously, people keep coming to Kerithe not sure -What- they are. Or they know what they are, but don't really comprehend what that means for them IRL.

So getting into the Spirits in here and where We all came from feels a little self-centered at this point. Keri's more of the mind that being a Faerie Changeling is less a Quirk and more of a Medical Condition. Like being Trans.

I know that probably offended some transfolks, but bear in mind, this is the woman in my head I've had to live with since I was 16. My Dysphoria has a name and Ego all her own to work with.

And yeah, she's some Fae Dragon. Hell, Yaori is a Goodra. Being otherkin is One thing, having a part of your soul announce at 33 years old that she's a Goodra makes everything else seem Normal.

nsfw, sacriligeous? 

brb gonna start a convent/monastery where we eschew society at large and live a quiet, austere, contemplative existence acquiring an encyclopedic knowledge of furry porn

yes there will be vows of silence and chastity, yes it will be a kink thing

Watching "The Cat in the Hat knows a lot about that" with my daughter, and the Cat is asking the kids' parents if it's okay for them to go on an adventure and

Well, I like how modern children's programming is on the whole much more wholesome and healthy than what I grew up with in the grim darkness of Thatcher's North, but

I mean

It's The Cat, he's basically a trickster god, he's not *supposed* to be safe

I've such mixed feelings about this!

They left our planets long ago
The elder race still learn and grow

Their power grows with purpose strong:
To claim the home, where they belong.

Make wooden practice swords?

Make wooden practice swords.

If anyone has been wrestling with personal demons or dark spirits, please send them our way, Yaori has just finished installing a new pressurized holy water fast reactor on her magitek Supercarrier, and needs Evil to feed to the centrifuges.

Also it means your demons will get chopped up and Pelletized, then irradiated with holy water as a moderator until they start to fission and release holy light in the form of a high energy photon.

If there's a more pleasurable way to banish psychic vampires, we don't know it.

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