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Me, exhausted: "Germany you can't just call everything with crushed tomatoes "ketchup"."

Germany, pointing at a jar of pasta sauce: "Noodle ketchup."

Filling out a job application and get punched in the face with this question

Gender, NSFW? 

"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"I'm a dragon!"
"Yeah, but what gender are you?"
"Big!"
"No, like, what's in your pants?"
*small lizard sticks it's head out of the dragon's pants, rawrs*
"Kobolds!"
(Source: twitter.com/Swymbiote/status/1)
@KinkyKobolds

Every mainstream media person who's tired of 'Cancel Culture' is just Terrified that someone They abused is gonna come forward and create a situation where for the First Time in their Lives...

They are held accountable and challenged.
And if their only answer to being Challenged is to Resign, and lose their Career and Platform...

Then maybe what they did is indefensible.
And they Know it is, out ahead of time.
And they're Scared. Because they never got challenged on who they Are, before.

Identify your abusers.

Identify their abusive patterns.

Find ways of turning their actions against them. Make them feel Gross that their first reactions are Negative or Hurtful.

They control others thru Punishment, Pain, and emotional trampling. Show that you cannot be controlled. Subject them to the same treatment.

Treat others as you wish to be treated: If you were being Abusive, you'd wanna be smacked down and made to confront your own bad behavior Too.

Who convinced you to be ashamed of who you always wanted to be?

Why did you stop doing that thing you used to love so much?

When did you put away your childish things, and where did you stash them?

Where is that Large Automobile?

What's stopping you Now, here, at the End Of All Things?

us pol, bernie shitposting 

Puttin' on pants, gonna walk to the polling station.

Foreground: Motorcycle for a smol ninja transgirl friend.

Background: Motorcycle for a Big fuckoff titanium dragon.

Difference in displacement? Factor of Ten.

Being Enby is walking down to the bodega to pick up beer in your wife's zelda tee and a utility kilt, Projecting a Duke Nukem aura...

And wondering how the look is gonna fly once you've got a nice rack grown in.

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