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Tired: My gender is attack helicopter

Wired: I'm Plural, my gender best resembles a combined arms assault

my birthday is december 21st and i'm thinking about what i want. after a lot of thought, I've realized that i have everything i want! i have one simple request.

Non-Binary just means your Gender can't be expressed in Assembly and requires a higher level language to parse.

HRT 

Oh good my titty cream from Amazon got in.

Still waiting on the Bird Food from them but at least I've got some Progesterone

Can't stop thinking about this. i'm the glamour cryptid, that's me!!

(thank you @NaHO for bringing this to my attention)

Plurality can manifest in a lot of different ways.

Bear in mind, we're Mad Scientists with the stuff over here, so your mileage may vary. If an army of Goodra are viable headmates, your experiences with plurality are probably valid and Real, too.

2020 really threw a wrench in the works for all my gender stuff.

Well, the public facing aspect anyways. Internally the truth has mutated so far from any kind of Gender Binary that it too, has become meaningless.

Actually existing in the everyday world, having seen the truth behind all of it is Seriously alienating. Moreso when you see people clinging to the Wreckage of the old world, pretending everything is Fine and they'll be rescued any second.

If you want to play a cyberpunk game that's actually good, please play Shadowrun: Dragonfall. The writing is absolutely magnificent, the characters are wonderful, the missions are hugely memorable, and it goes HARD into anti-fascism/pro-anarchist sentiment :anarchy:​ 🐲

Ironically, weed WAS "dangerous" when I was a kid, not because of the weed itself but because of the trouble you could get in for having it, that could ruin your life and future job prospects.

An entirely manufactured danger.

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"Do you want you join yet?" the Galactic Federation's envoy asked.
"Have you dropped your stupid demands yet?" their human counterpart said.
"Universal right to food, shelter, education, and healthcare? No."
"Then no, we don't want to join."
"Are you sure you've asked everyone?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Star wars 4 A New Hope reboot with Jeff Bridges as Obi-wan and Michael Cera as Luke

Ever since Jon T. Thompson (pictured here, shooting the sun) invented the Thompson submachine gun for the explicit purpose of shooting celestial bodies, humanity has tried to destroy the sun, so far unsuccessfully.

With every passing day, I gain a deeper understanding of why Luke Skywalker decided to go and live alone on a remote island, on an uncharted planet, with only fish people for company.

We need a good way of saying "Your Mental Illness makes Mine a living hell"

Home can be a Place you haven't been yet, and that can be tough time to live through.

Field Marshal Richard Gaylord, the namesake of the Gaylord tank, and it's upgrade package, the Super Gaylord

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