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TIL There are mini truck garden contests in Japan

The “kei” trucks are barely larger than city cars. The goal is to build the most aesthetically pleasing garden in the truck bed

thisiscolossal.com/2018/06/jap

So how precisely is a Mass Quarantine different from a mass strike?

Oh right we're not all demanding fair treatment. Right.

The general consensus seems to be:

1) 20th Century Fox owns the "Alien" franchise.
2) "Alien" xenomorphs are born from a Queen.
3) Disney is buying 20th Century Fox.
Therefore
4) Xenomorphs are Disney princesses.

🎶 I'm goin' down to Cowtown, the cows a friend to me 🎶
🎶 Lives beneath the ocean and THAT'S where I will be! 🎶
🎶 Beneath the waves, the waves, and that's where I will be 🎶
🎶 I'm gonna see the cow beneath the sea... 🎶

🏔️⛰️🏔️⛰️🌄⛰️🏔️⛰️🏔️

🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🏊‍♀️🌊🌊🌊

🏢🏨🏦🏠🐄🏭🏬🏫🏢

It's weird to me that all of the stuff being urged to fight the spread of the pandemic, I'm over here living the low-key prepper lifestyle.

Just means I have a lot more time to play online games with friends.

when you find out your daily lifestyle is actually called "quarantine"

Which one of you boston area furries is brave enough to drive down here and build lego battlemechs with me?

I've just released a free interactive fiction!

📚 💙 ✨

You are a Wyrden, an observer of stories. And sometimes, in just the right moment, you can nudge fate and set people on a new path.

Wyrden. is an interactive fiction that will be updated regularly with new stories.

Each story is designed to take less than 5 mins so it's easy to fit into your day.

Plays in your browser. ^_^

vicorva.itch.io/wyrden

Food advice, alternatives to sold out staples, health 

If your diet mainly relies on wheat and animal products and other things stockpilers are swiping from the stores, hunting down needed non perishables can get really hard.
Based on our experience, here are some things that may be worth considering as substitutes.
(aimed at building up some supplies)

GRAINS:

Maize
• flour (preferably treated with limestone)
• samolina for e.g. Polenta
• whole grains, canned/frozen
• popcorn
• pre-made tortillas etc.

Rye
• flour
• whole grains (can be cooked like rice or soaked and baked etc.)
• pumpernickel and similar packaged breads (often with sunflower seeds)

Rice
most conventional kinds were gone, but
• brown rice was still unpopular in our area
• rice flour
• rice noodles

Oats
• muesli with raisins still unpopular
• porridge (some mixes contain powdered milk)
• granola

Buckwheat
• flour

Spelt
basically it's wheat, just not as "fluffy" when baked

Seitan
(wheat protein)

Make sure to complement those with legumes as well as vegetables like carrots and squash to ensure balanced intake of amino acids, if animal products will be stripped from your diet.

Animal Products:

Eggs
• preboiled eggs are better preservable
• buy eggs and boil them to store them longer, look up expiration dates online

meat products
• jerky
• some salamis are affordable
• canned products/soups

fish
• canned tuna
• herring products

LEGUMES

• peanuts
• lentils were mostly available
• precooked beans, peas and chickpeas, usually canned
• dry soy products
• flour made from legumes
• noodles made from legumes

SEEDS and NUTS:

• sunflower seeds
• poppy
• sesame
• almonds
• hazelnuts
• walnuts
• cashews
(good for essential oils and electrolytes)

OTHER

(vegetables that can be stored well)
• precooked or raw pickled vegetables in jars/cans
• squash
• sweet potatoes
• cabbage
• onions (though need to be checked)

• dried or frozen berries
• dried banana, mango, apples, apricots, dates, figs, plums
• jams/spreads
• apples
• applesauce
• canned (or other) tomato pulp
• leafy greens as available (germany has some common staples in jars, not sure about other countries)

Try to get differently coloured veggies and fruits, secondary plant products are as important for health as vitamins.
Canned products often contain added sugar and salt.
Dried products can increase your uric acid level.
Please watch out if you have related health conditions.

This list is in no way complete and depending on hoarders' choices not reliable.
Hoping this may help some of y'all anyways and for y'all to stay healthy and safe during the crisis.

If anyone knows better resources on this kind of thing please share in replies!

Stop believing in authority, and start believing in each other.

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*All the rich fucks all fucked up and worried about being Poor.*

Me, a Poor: I have video games and Lego and Friends and lots of genuine Joy. I just wish I could see a Doctor sometime in the foreseeable future, cause Dysphoria.

Rich Fuck: BuT wHaT iF i LoSe My BoAt?!!?

wearing a hazmat suit but it's a crop top version

Video on music theory: My brain melts 3 minutes in and I feel like a confused Child.

Video where a guy is building an Actual Laser Pistol: Okay, yeah, Yeah... Yeah... Okay C'mon dude that heatsink is Fugly.
Your wiring should be shrink tubed on the connections. ... No, Don't bus shit together like that, it'll Melt.

FFS, this is cool and all but this dude is Failing class3 spec in so many ways.

Kerithe: Wait, does this mean we know how to build energy weapons?

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