Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

Today begins with CNC machining Drill Steel to Absurd, Tool and Die tolerance zones.

Technically I fucked up.

Then we have a new challenger! Bigass fucking Cork.

Do not talk to me or my cork ever again.

Getting possessed by a demon is one thing.

Getting possessed by a tiny and adorable Kobold is another thing, especially when you spend your whole day in a loud, stinky machine shop.

Yeah, not used to my Regular Everyday life being sensory hell for someone else.

All the plurals of mastodon should start a corporation and hold stock in it to keep the pattern repeating.

Besides, I'd say form a Union, but it makes more sense we Create An Imaginary Legal Person and invest them with Real World Power and a Twitter account.

At this point the only difference between my work gender and my personal time gender is that at work my hair's in a braid.

That feeling when your dysphoria manifests in a weirdass way unlike a bunch of your transfriends because you missed a day of tiddy pills

I'm taking memorial day off from gender presentation.

Today, what you see is what you get.

I can't enjoy my day off laying around in just a robe on a discord call with my wife and a friend talking about building a raspberry Pi powered Power Glove inspired cyberdeck without being haunted by Bruno Mars' "Lazy Day"

Most of you folks never have to worry you'll wake up one morning and be the leader of a cult.

I'm doing my damndest to avoid that fate and still support and care for my friends.

Was feeling cute.

All my friends are mythicals.

This would concern me more if it didn't fit a reasonable pattern.

Unfortunately that pattern points in an unusual direction, mythologically speaking.

Like a bunch of Goodra scooped up from the wilds after people emptied their pokeboxes ending up in a cult to Quetzalcoatl, the rainbow serpent.

Short answer is it doesn't make sense.

You don't want the long answer.

When you're a Plural system romancing another plural system, Gender is such an abstract concept that it's more of a hindrance than a help.

When you're also married to a Very ADHD woman who qualifies on the intersex spectrum and asexual, you end up wondering why you haven't yet been optioned by Netflix.

Ahahahahaha, Good luck I'm behind seven layers of gender abstraction.

New Gender: Non-binary (Canada Exclusive)

Bara faeries are a thing.

I'm rapidly becoming one