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Ever since Jon T. Thompson (pictured here, shooting the sun) invented the Thompson submachine gun for the explicit purpose of shooting celestial bodies, humanity has tried to destroy the sun, so far unsuccessfully.

With every passing day, I gain a deeper understanding of why Luke Skywalker decided to go and live alone on a remote island, on an uncharted planet, with only fish people for company.

We need a good way of saying "Your Mental Illness makes Mine a living hell"

Home can be a Place you haven't been yet, and that can be tough time to live through.

Field Marshal Richard Gaylord, the namesake of the Gaylord tank, and it's upgrade package, the Super Gaylord

Tired: white people appropriating indigenous peoples Gods and supernatural ways.

Wired: Being an Irish shaman and having to keep powerful indigenous gods Happy.

Inspired: Baron Samedi Calls The New Spirit-caller a Honky.

The Dada Appendix

A metaphorical corollary to the Rock and Roll Heart, or Jazz Kidney. An otherwise vestigial psychic organ that only exists to process Dadaist culture in the Psyche.

I'm starting to really appreciate the difference between a sociopathic person and a malignant narccisist

Mental health, covid 

I've kinda pared down my social circles lately because I need to refocus on my own life and circles, but at the same time, feeling a bit lonely.

I think it's that Everyone is feeling a bit lonely and their virtual social life has proved an inadequate replacement for real life.

I know I need my life back. I've been isolated to work and home for most of the year and had to cancel all events for the foreseeable future.

I need long term planning back

So, I've been quiet here because my Real Life has been a neverending cavalcade of trials and stressors that aren't really worth liveblogging about.

Good news is, I really like my new job at the automation shop.

Bad news is, I spent the last week of workdays with an angle grinder in my hands, helping the Welder. And I'm an engineer/Wiring technician.

Got a friend who needs advice on dealing with a loud, abusive headmate. Any help would be appreciated.

There's decades where Nothing happens.

And Years when Decades Happen.

D-do people live past Orange and Yellow?

This is news. I'm orange like 75% of the time.

RT @ookpassant@twitter.com

Friends, are you ok?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ookpassant/status/

god it's still extremely funny that the most important technique in Goldeneye speedrunning was discovered because someone didn't understand english very well and misunderstood a post

like someone got a wr and said that they had just tried to "put their nose to the grindstone" or whatever to get it

and this old man who no one knew read that and thought "oh, you go faster if you point your nose down in the game"

.........and was right, because it reduces lag

when did humans switch from, "O! Þe dragon is a monstrous creatyr, what hath venom of flamme", to "...hot draggie💗"
the koboldification of humanity

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