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RT @happyroadkill@twitter.com

And now a message from Eric Eagl- oop he seems busy

🐦🔗: twitter.com/happyroadkill/stat

Shitlibs: “sex work is bad, actually”

The Mesopotamian goddess Ishtar: “fuck with my queer sex workers and I’ll literally ruin your city”

all right which one of you named a fleet carrier "catgirl costco" in elite

i feel as if this dragon wants to seduce me (the flight of dragons, 1982)

Looks like the tiels are finally thinking about nesting. I've never seen a bird so excited to be in a tiny enclosure tbh. I'll have to sew some padding and insulating covers soon!

to explain this: the bongcloud is a joke opening where you move your king forward within the first 3 moves of the game. this is basically never, ever a good idea, it's called the bongcloud as a joke

however, some of the best chess players in existence like to play stuff like this just to kinda. flex on their opponents and make the game harder for themselves because they're just that fucking good

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uspol, longterm 

There's only two ways this all ends: Rainbow Programmer Socks or Jackboots

RT @Caudlewag@twitter.com

New Burnel Resident: Skimmer Scattershot!

He is a dragon-dragonfly who runs the post! He stores potions in his bag that he uses to change size to deliver giant/small parcels!

A mascot for my new PO Box You can find the address below!
🎨@/ChuKazoo, @/Sherobett and @/artbyPac

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Caudlewag/status/1

What do when "Non-Binary" is your assigned gender?

I grew up Irish and Hippie and totally fucked up, but several things about my upbringing made sense.

White people are Racist.
Cops are Pigs.
Politicians are lying sacks of shit.

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