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there is nothing more adorable than that thing where a cat reaches up and taps you gently on the thigh to get your attention while you're sitting at a computer

and no greater betrayal than when that gentle tap unexpectedly involves claws

controversial confession 

@tcql@octodon.social now I'm imagining that whole book as a guy being pestered by a sea lion and it's ruined

@tiden I had the original Duck Tales game for the NES! It took me months to figure out how to pogo jump, which is needed at certain stages. I kept wondering why I was getting stuck!

I'm so sorry for inflicting this on you
but I have to share
it's too terrible to see
don't click
it's from birdsite
awoo.space/media/hruKDzlU8xpDL

@mawr @skquinn@octodon.social ha, probably similar to, way back when I was encoding mp3s, to make sure not to use VBR and a couple other settings I forgot because some of my devices didn't support it.

@cypnk @chr@cybre.space omg a compaq deskpro, that was my first PC of my very own, nostalgia feels

@skquinn@octodon.social my android twitter client
it chokes and harfs and tells me it's not a proper video file or something
I forget where, but others if it lets me upload cover it up with a giant javascript PLAY button

Seems some modern software have forgotten that GIF is not always a video format, it was once used for single-frame graphics like jpeg, yet smaller file size and much less lossy when using a small number of flat colors. Nowadays I have to convert them to PNG to fully use them properly.

The Matra & Hachette Alice looks like a super rad 1983 computer.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matra_Al
It was a French version of the TRS-80 MC-10, a super-low-end computer meant to compete in the ~$100 price point. 3K of available ram to write your own BASIC programs in! awoo.space/media/gDjcdsP2euGnT awoo.space/media/aHJ-L576K6BlL awoo.space/media/4WtYGw4gG37jv

@Alyx @Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town To each their own! I myself can't type comfortably on a "straight" keyboard anymore, preferring my old Natural Keyboard Pro (which apparently goes for $200 used on ebay?!)

There! I have cleaned off my desktop directory, now only 2 gigs of random crap down from 20, and I have managed to close all but the 12 most essential tabs in my browser...

(finally a thing I find interesting I don't have to hide behind a lewd tag)

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If you're a decker with a long commute, hack on the go with this custom-built Commute Deck, complete with hand-made mechanical keyboard. Jack in wirelessly with bluetooth and wifi.
makezine.com/2017/06/15/commut

You can download all the sources (CAD, firmware, etc) from github.com/borgel/commute-deck to build your own too
awoo.space/media/mDGtwuqQHzOEF

Internet, why are you toying with my kink-adjacent paraphilia today? 

Freaky stick-on shoes for the bottom of your feet, so I guess you can go barefoot yet still be protected with non-slip grippy things yet still not wear socks or shoes wah

boingboing.net/2017/06/16/frea awoo.space/media/YlHiKN423gCbj

lewd ? medical 

I honestly don't know how to fully tag this.

Soft robot crawls way way up your butt and into your large intestine.

boingboing.net/2017/06/16/this

Why does this excite me for the future of sex toys? awoo.space/media/KZ0tDC-zkQ6uD

the proof of the devils pudding is in the detailed eating

lewd subtoot 

@ThatDamnCat more of a "Good news, everyone! I've made a device that makes you read this in Professor Farnsworth's voice!" kind of thing

lewd subtoot 

@ThatDamnCat well hello~
most recently it was e621.net/post/show/1219552/-20 (cw m/m anal_vore) and the comments totally killed it

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