(Moved) @Mycroft@awoo.space

@vahnj typoeing

@asonix@mstdn.dank.software the fun is making it fit ofc
I don't regularly use anything, so I'm not sure where to start; doesn't help that in fantasy I'm a size queen but actual body probably can't handle big boys without some training

@asonix@mstdn.dank.software I still need to try a knot someday. I've come close I guess with an inflatable plug, that was nice, expanded until it couldn't come out...

Listening to a D&D session where players are talking about unloading a giant statue of a butt they had previously loaded into a cart and no one - NO ONE - said "back that ass up". I am so disappointed.

As someone who took two years of Spanish in high school but can't remember more than 7 words I totally get this.

Trevor Noah - Running out of Spanish
https://youtu.be/JSHkYQoH4EE
(even though it's Daily Show this bit isn't political)

@zephsquee I say experiment!

It still makes me realize how weird the English language is when I remember that biweekly and bimonthly can mean pretty much the same thing.

It's really warm at work, I'm still sleepy, podcasts are boring, work is boring, I've been told I'm not allowed to take my pants off and run around making train noises, it's just a slow boring day.

casting Detect Simulacrum as a ritual in D&D
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look over, and you see a flumph, floating toward you. You reach over, you flip the flumph over. The flumph lays on its back, waving its tentacles trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that? 

immersive multiplayer VR with telescritching and remote tummy rubs

@zephsquee the nap itself went well, drowsy mind is nice and awake! But when it came time for mind to tell body to put on pants, body was all lolnope

@zephsquee have a cup of coffee, take a short 15-20 minute nap, caffeine kicks in just as you wake up for a nitro boost
https://blog.bulletproof.com/coffee-naps-bulletproof-power-nap/

Power nap failed. I woke up with 20 minutes to get ready for work (just put on pants and shirt), but failed to account for post-sleep bed gravity.

@jk I suppose one could look up maximum characters allowed in a domain name, all characters allowed in a domain name, and all current tlds, write that out as a giant plaintext file and see what chokes on it...

@vahnj admin suggestion: in policies, replace "tag X" with "put X behind a Content Warning"
I think it initially confused me a little before I knew anything about masto, it doesn't have tags like I'm used to elsewhere
would be cool if there were actual tags though I figure that's a big ask of devs

@jk I initially thought, "Well, there's an easy hard limit in ipv4 space where there's no point to add more lines" but then realized I was thinking backwards; there's practically infinite domain names comparatively
nothing really to add just a potentially amusing brain toot

@vahnj I got level 10, 4 regular chests, and one of the purple flavored ones.
The purple one gave me a bunny clown outfit for the murloc so whee. I should play this game more often.

time for a short coffee nap I think

@Scavenger@octodon.social spoooooons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TS9ugnarQQ&t=15s