(Moved) @Mycroft@awoo.space

@eddie I'm bad with ask-type things? I guess just gradually talk up your interests and things as time happens.
Alternately, what would you like to be asked about?
Refreshingly honest about planned obsolescence, nice ;)

@typhlosion so is promoting food advoretising?

... I'll see myself out

Baby please eat me
please eat me
some more https://awoo.space/media/pXTvuUrge66WZBWJOeM

@skquinn@octodon.social No prob! You helped me see that it could be interpreted in a way I didn't intend.

@skquinn@octodon.social It was meant as both a card joke and a subtoot; friend was asking openly to please cw politics because they didn't want to hear about trump

And "trump" meaning a card rank or suit that is valued above others, in many games I'm led to believe the ace of spades "trumps" other cards.

It was not meant to be taken as endorsement of 45.

@eddie Welcome! 🍍

"Aww, well, you not only got to get in that pit first, you gotta get EATEN first. When you land in front of your croc, and 'e opens his mouth, I wanna see you right in there. Rub your 'ead up against 'is taste buds. And when those teeth bite into your flesh, use the purchase to thrust yourself DOWN his throat..."

Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album, 1980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T7KWV73N3s

Baby don't eat me
don't eat me
no more

@imthebatmax From latin vorāre/vorō (devour, swallow up), pretty much to eat someone else, I think its popularity as roleplay in the furry sphere came from people RPing as "predator" and "prey" species. https://awoo.space/media/eJTdWrRFP11jMzy-D7E

@thefishcrow https://awoo.space/media/WWiKBj8Cne3nj8LjCsE

It's funny to me to watch two British guys get confused by Hershey's Kisses, not understand what's good about Butterfinger, and mispronounce "s'mores".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtM80rgcKj4

@Siphonay@octodon.social I know I was incredibly surprised that my $20 smartphone had a much higher resolution screen than my 2DS
it's understandable when I stop to think about things but it's still a shock

@thefishcrow and it's okay

https://awoo.space/media/epjre2hw7iBb0zSmfz4

insert profound thought on gender/sexuality here https://awoo.space/media/APZ0xmBApNqzfE_zYDo https://awoo.space/media/XuGmdVNjO7YLjBn7IMk

Is there a way I could utilize the "I'm not crying, you're crying!" thing to similarly get people to do things I don't want to do?

*swings pocket watch*
I'm not doing my laundry, you're doing my laundry!

@ech0 Awoo! 🍍

straights: what if gays are monsters
gays: what if monsters are gay
exploding brain: what if straights are monsters
https://twitter.com/3liza/status/873335342920642560 https://awoo.space/media/RSDPbrHPke6PWjpaP1s https://awoo.space/media/SubJ3qFfjrzd9Jqa9tA