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Thought to myself, on the way home from work today, need to pick up some hamburg buns.

... Hamburg buns? Am I turning into a native, assimilating their speech patterns?

No, I don't pronounce a T at the end of across, so there's still hope.

Seemingly powerless person
Stock transformation sequence into a sexier version with enhanced power
Animal mascot
Fights monsters but ultimately is about friends and solving relationship problems

He-Man is a Magical Girl.

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@jk yes please more loud air conditioning
the inner cabin walls are quite thin
and Shepherd/Garrus cosplayers are next door
yes please more loud air conditioning

vaccines 

@acw@mastodon.social well like 1 it's less mercury than what's in a tuna sandwich and 2 just to shut people up they did take it out of vaccines nearly two decades ago :/

So is vore joking like the howl, don't awoo or the whole fediverse starts going?

wtb potatoshop edit of "DON'T VORE $350 PENALTY"

vore 

.@Siphonay@octodon.social Thinkpiece: Why Aren't Millennial Eating More Lawyers?

@vahnj can i be one of them
better yet can i join you
scootch over

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*me, a european, after getting a job in the USA for the first time, designing extremely important military aircraft*

errrrrrrr. whats a gallon??? what is a gallon????????? well... no-one's around....... im gonna assume that a gallon of fuel weighs 1 lbs, thats the most sensible answer

current events, politics, disability 

Demonstrators from the disability advocate group ADAPT protested outside the White House, calling for the president to support the Disability Integration Act.

The response: 83 of them, mostly in wheelchairs, were arrested for blocking the sidewalk.

disabilityscoop.com/2017/05/16

Whoa, Hearthstone is introducing deck sharing, through copy and paste on the clipboard!
blizzardwatch.com/2017/05/16/h
Also complete most quests against a friend. Radical. I need some more Hearthstone buddies.

@Gargron Shouldn't that mean it's now *alive*, free to live its own life?
I like how BoingBoing, every January 1, has a big list of cool and interesting things that would be entering the public domain and now 100% free for people to enjoy and mess with... if it weren't for Mickey Mouse.

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