*yawn* so far I've done nothing today
gonna keep working on that https://awoo.space/media/ik4AETO5vjHg3_sLquI
drugs, police, birdsite
NY cops pose next to several tiny bags of pot, captioned "One less drug dealer on the streets".
NY twitterverse yells at them to apologize and give it back.
"The only thing in this picture that won't kill you is the weed" writes one person
"I've smoked that much just today" says another.
Many more reactions and opinions at https://www.someecards.com/news/dumb-crime/nypd-weed-twitter/
There's this big roll-up door in the warehouse factory I work in that's not often used. Today it was open for ventilation. When I walked past, I could see bright blue sky. Cool spring air, with a touch of chill just enough to counter act the warmth of sun on skin. At the edge of the unused parking lot, a chain-link fence, then open grass field bordering the woods.
I had to turn back, back to the heat and the grease and the black dust of the factory. Back to work.
Being a cave troll locked deep inside a datacenter's backup tape storage vault was one of the best slacker jobs I've had. https://awoo.space/media/qB5AYw1zPoxCdM9rRN0
My first (and so far only) Transformers OC was a hard drive. In robot mode, it used the read/write head array as a claw weapon, and a platter as a shield. I have a bad sketch somewhere.
... specifically, it was a Western Digital 80gb 7200rpm ATA/100 8mb cache drive. Was super cutting edge at the time. I'm such a nerd. https://awoo.space/media/sH78__EmzIj8JG2Lvrs https://awoo.space/media/BDE1pmR5eEZ2PelzUxg
(you don't really explicitly *have* to play a gay orc, or even a particular gender, but funtimes with other orcs is crucial)
"This may be your last night alive. As the sun sets, you see the fires of the enemy on the horizon and think of the life you've spent alongside the other orcs here. Can you tell them how you really feel, here at the end of everything?"
BIG GAY ORCS: A (free) Roleplaying Game by Grant Howitt.
https://twitter.com/gshowitt/status/855372658405453824
entire game in attached image https://awoo.space/media/zAqik8sRBO9uKD20Qe8
"A Thousand Orchid Blossoms: A Love Story
"You are a champion amongst orcs. The Warlord is dead by an assassin's hand. You have received orders from the Great Khan: your fortress is the last defence that stands between the armies of your enemy and your home city, and you must sell your lives dearly.
(cont'd w/link)
Okay I lied. Sorry. I'm actually wearing socks. I have *plenty* of socks. https://awoo.space/media/8xHfVXV8lENSFwwomIE
Oh, suddenly reminded of this old MMO-user-base targeted ad:
"If you're going to sit in your basement pretending to be an elf,"
(smaller print)
"You should at least have some friends over to help."
#dnd https://awoo.space/media/ULBwa5Ycd6mLq1eSbqE
I have a need to wash my clothes. All my clothes. Know what that means?
CW: pic contains g-rated cartoon nudity https://awoo.space/media/LZMBHMxB9buwJMIjM-8
Moved to @Mycroft