So. Turns out, when you realize you have the power to defeat interdimensional pollution unicorns, fire/acid/poison-breathing dragons, and cloud giants, and are in possession of two god-crystals that can open rifts in the fabric of space-time, the pitiful mewling of ordinary mortal "government officials" means nothing, and it takes little effort to end them.
TIL half of this gaming group actually likes licorice. Weirdos.
On one side, facing three dragons and a cloud giant attacking the town. On the other side, four well armed and armored dwarf guards who are angry at me for causing three dragons and a cloud giant to attack the town. I am smol, flying, invisible, and I have a goblin friend ready to jump in and help. Or make a quick exit.
I am good at this.
We found a goblin trying to blow up a magical tower, so we blew it up instead, stole the magical crystal, let the shrapnel kill innocent bystanders, fought off extra planar pollution unicorns who probably had a legitimate beef. Now we're literally flying away to avoid any responsibility.
We're great at being politicians.
Ratfolk standing on a goblin's shoulders in a trench coat. Yes. Rolled a 2 on Disguise. Guard hmmm'd suspiciously, rolled a 1 Perception. We snuck in successfully.
Maybe it's a bit much when the character sheet is 1 page but list of carried equipment spans across an additional 5 pages.
I'm not a hoarder. I can quit anytime I- OOOH SHINY *grabs*
Time for some ALCHEMY! Heading out to hopefully an extra-long game, wrapping up Pathfinder campaign.
Let's.
Get.
Revolutionary.
(image credit Alina Pete http://www.weregeek.com/2016/08/08/ )
https://awoo.space/media/u3FB-kfY34z12kNC4EU
Things to do today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEyFTyrh5-M
So, there's some hubbub going on? I'm totally missing it, whatever's happening. As on birbsite, I consider that a win as far as curating my follow list.
Time to hug some soft boys, I guess.
[photo of two bunny plushies, one white and blue, the other tie-dye-ish multicolored]
https://awoo.space/media/pHrIYlu46mtmiFKgelM
Ooo, a triple rare, double golden pack! Though slight feelsbad moment because I had just crafted 2 of those rares for a paladin deck I was trying out.
That Stonehill Defender turns out to be a nice card, the times I've played it. Why yes, I would like a second Tirion, or a second Tarim, thank you.
https://awoo.space/media/5THnk465fD0HgBZ_kHk
As robots get more visible in public, robot bullying increases.
(warning: link has unrelated autoplaying video at the start)
http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/28/technology/robot-bullying/index.html https://awoo.space/media/PkDGrOCmse9Rsk6Yjl4
I'm also really happy that this is the last Pathfinder game I'm obligated to. There's so much crunch and numbers and complicated things going on that I find hard to play the math and breathe life into the character at the same time.
Oh and also there's some extraplanar moth monsters and zombies and stuff he needs to save the world from, but priorities, y'know?
Getting in the mindset to play one final game of Pathfinder before half the players get too busy to play until autumn. Basteel Nockear, ratfolk alchemist, long outspoken of the corrupt ruling council, finds himself maneuvered into a subcouncil seat, surely to be set up and blamed for troubles. But he'll show them. He'll use his power to expose them for who they really are.
that feeling of a bit of schadenfreude when someone you're not fond of gets in trouble purely through their own arrogance
Sun's gone down. Gotta hurry up and finish this project I've been working on all day. Which is nothing. https://awoo.space/media/I0M2wNhp9chpPsH_zDg
@zephsquee but you're not supposed to know why battle music and spaghetti goes together :o
Interrupted my nothing streak to
*cue intense battle music*
make some spaghetti
Moved to @Mycroft
Joined Apr 2017
