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tired: white noise, soothing background sounds
wired: black noise, irritating annoying sounds

blacknoise.herokuapp.com/
car alarms, nail clipping, coughing up, and more

Oh I can't connect on the Blizzard app either now, yet most other things seem to be working fine.

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Suddenly disconnected from Discord, and I can't reach status.discordapp.com/ either.
Down For Everyone Or Just Me downforeveryoneorjustme.com/st says it's up though?

politics, smol ducklings, politics again because h*ck it we can't have nice things 

the replies to his chirp on birdsite are just brutal:
twitter.com/RepMarkWalker/stat
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politics, smol ducklings, politics again because h*ck it we can't have nice things 

Duck Ramps Appear at Capitol, but Not Everyone Is Pleased

smol lil ducklings were having a hard time getting in and out of the Reflecting Pool, so someone built a cute ramp for them to get in and out of the water

WASTEFUL GOVERNMENT SPENDING cries one Republican with a heart of stone

heck.

nytimes.com/2017/05/16/us/duck awoo.space/media/cOODFM0LpxEdi

I think I might be quitting World of Warcraft for a multitude of reasons, and I think this was the tipping point.
Seriously. Dunkball. awoo.space/media/AUtbAw2L9lt3m

Thought to myself, on the way home from work today, need to pick up some hamburg buns.

... Hamburg buns? Am I turning into a native, assimilating their speech patterns?

No, I don't pronounce a T at the end of across, so there's still hope.

Seemingly powerless person
Stock transformation sequence into a sexier version with enhanced power
Animal mascot
Fights monsters but ultimately is about friends and solving relationship problems

He-Man is a Magical Girl.

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So is vore joking like the howl, don't awoo or the whole fediverse starts going?

wtb potatoshop edit of "DON'T VORE $350 PENALTY"

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*me, a european, after getting a job in the USA for the first time, designing extremely important military aircraft*

errrrrrrr. whats a gallon??? what is a gallon????????? well... no-one's around....... im gonna assume that a gallon of fuel weighs 1 lbs, thats the most sensible answer

current events, politics, disability 

Demonstrators from the disability advocate group ADAPT protested outside the White House, calling for the president to support the Disability Integration Act.

The response: 83 of them, mostly in wheelchairs, were arrested for blocking the sidewalk.

disabilityscoop.com/2017/05/16

Whoa, Hearthstone is introducing deck sharing, through copy and paste on the clipboard!
blizzardwatch.com/2017/05/16/h
Also complete most quests against a friend. Radical. I need some more Hearthstone buddies.

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