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@zephsquee I just found out Ms. Marvel has stretchy powers. Need to look for more now.

food 

Got a head start on the barbecue grilling holiday with some country style ribs and potato salad.
The rib was so good (I could only eat one) and was so tender, it felt like cotton candy except made of meat.

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you have the power to send anyone down a rabbit hole with a sentence. Example: two weeks after you told Ted that rocks are cool he has spent 8k on mining gear, joined 27 mining forums, and he now has a 30ft deep pit in his back yard.
#writingprompts #writing

What? Tools that women can use? What'll they think of next, increasing their wage to 85% of men? awoo.space/media/h9EKytK4H9UNP

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Tip for people building bots: make sure each of your bots has a weakness to the weapon wielded by another of your bots

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I found a couple of these while organizing! I was going to wear one when roleplaying a kobold. awoo.space/media/QbbpOiWXFCTuC

Because I was bored, I loaded up a vanilla WoW game and played a bit. Got my hunter from 14 to 15 in two hours and only 8 deaths! Walking everywhere, no quest tracking, thought to self "at least I only have 5 more levels before I get a mount". Then laughed and laughed and cried and logged out.

I'm glad I never got interested enough in running 3DS homebrew to try any modification. Looks like Nintendo did a huge ban on modified consoles: kotaku.com/nintendo-bans-a-bun

Belt of goblin strength, cursed item, until you can find a magic means of removing it, your Strength score becomes 8.

lewd 

Can't say I've been entirely unproductive all day. I just finished my third fap'n'nap. That's like my monthly average, in one day.

I don't think I can do the "does this bring me joy?" method of de-cluttering because I have a hoard of gumball machine toys, bunches of IDE cables of oddly satisfying textures, cardboard boxes that have a pleasing ratio but are too worn to hold anything, &etc.

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Okay, I need to sort and organize all my stuff. 

1. Stuff I actually use - this is easy
2. Stuff I'll probably use in the future
3. Stuff I just like having around
4. Stuff I've been keeping around in case someone else might want it
5. Technically there's nothing wrong with this
6. This might have a use to someone.
7. It feels weird to throw this away
8. ????
9. Wtf is this
10. I don't remember this ever being here
11. Hello from Narnia
12. Clothes that don't fit anymore

current events, politics 

twitter.com/BigBowlOfChili/sta
"Congressman who body-slammed reporter doesn't believe in retirement because Noah built the ark at 600" is a valid sentence now awoo.space/media/5Hw0NXem5WIEv

I think I'm going to go to bed early tonight.

The sooner I go to sleep, the sooner I can wake up.

The sooner I can wake up, the sooner I can say HA I DON'T HAVE TO WAKE UP TODAY, roll over, and go back to sleep.

Then maybe a nap.

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