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Moving forward using all my breath 
Booping snoots with you was never second best 
I saw the world crashing all around your face 
Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace

I'll stop the world and melt awoo~

Got friends talking about the sandwich thing. They're debating whether a corn dog is a type of turnover.

Had nice nap. Had dream I was smol. Had trouble driving my car because I couldn't reach/see. Couldn't play arcade submarine racing game without adapter seat. Couldn't use the restroom without adapter seat...

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since I don't know how to grab birdsite "gif"s and turn whatever they are back into actual gifs I'll just link this
twitter.com/ziyatong/status/86
it hurts my head awoo.space/media/IH2aNCZA_33d2

I wrote a little "hello world" program in qb64 and compiled it; the .exe is 1,456,640 bytes. I can appreciate that level of efficiency.

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TIL I don't have to learn some new "modern" "actually useful" programming language, I can limp along with QBASIC still! qb64.org/

Need some kobold minis quick for your dnd/pathfinder game? Print, fold, cut, paste: printableheroes.tumblr.com/pos
There's tons more than just kobolds, too. And there's a patreon.

good morning
i had a dream about queer kobolds

"Guy1: Ok let's call it pool life
Guy2: Perfect. Space or no space?
Guy1: No space, 1 L. I'm not fucking made of letters just print it"
from birdsite friend twitter.com/honest_meow/status awoo.space/media/tJ1HeLAs1cIHC

Work frustration 

Since I don't know when the schedule says I have to work this weekend, I'll likely miss it, even though I'm properly doing my job otherwise.

I fully expect my new bullshit manager to meet me on Monday morning with another written reprimand making me one stupid bullshit reason away from being fired.

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Work frustration 

Turns out, new manager denies flex schedule was ever a thing, tells me he warned me about it earlier (which he didn't) and after getting to work late three days in a row this week I got written warnings and reprimands and am halfway to being fired.

I work a little flex time on the weekends too, but was never given a schedule, so I've been trying to get ahold of my new manager to ask when that is so I won't get dinged again.

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Work frustration 

Okay so. Say there's Alice, Bob, and Cathy. I'm Bob (hello). The Process is that Alice works on a thing, hands it to Bob, Bob works on the thing, stores it for Cathy to quirk in the next day. It doesn't matter when Bob does work, as long as it's after Alice but before Cathy. Which is what I (Bob) have been doing the last three years, happy the job is flex time. Until new manager this week.
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Personal frustration, gross 

Feeling physically ill, hurting in places, I could be authorized to go home early if I finish my stuff but I can't because my new supervisor won't pick up his phone so I can't get authorization so I'm just going to have to tough it out and hope I don't bleed too much argh

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