Trying out an app called Subway Tooter for Android, multi-account support on separate tabs.
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when are they going to make capitalism
illegal
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RO
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ROTATE YOUR 'YOTE
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ROTATE YOUR 'YOTE
RO TATE YOUR 'YOTE ON MAAAASTO
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Hey, some folks have figured out how to spin text in toots. That's fine, but if the portion you're spinning leaves the display region then it starts taking on a strobe effect and might be an epilepsy trigger.
Therefore, please hide your spinning text behind content warnings.
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C-16 PASSED
Trans people are now officially protected by federal law in Canada. (Or will be once it gets royal assent, but that's just a formality.)
https://twitter.com/SenateCA/status/875443697168637952 https://twitter.com/SenatCA/status/875443789430759424
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What the duck why can't I say duck on this duckling site everytime I duckling type duck it just comes out as 'duck' and if I say duckling it comes out as 'duckling' this is duckling outrageous this is a clear case of duckling Watership Down what now I can't even say Watership Down it gets watered what else are you going to water next
rabbit you all
rabbit you all to bright eyes
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Congratulations to all the new users who got ✅ so fast!
If you haven't yet, hang in there, you might need to wait for your first pineapple delivery.
Aw, man, I've got the theme song to Super Turbo Atomic Ninja Rabbit stuck in my head again. https://vimeo.com/137413473
https://awoo.space/media/_6d3Sw6DII9HjzxJcL4 https://awoo.space/media/qc2dfIJLk9G5fDK1NI0 https://awoo.space/media/XA753p47Hxz6S0b87yc https://awoo.space/media/cmy2oz7OdImJLfr5Wcc
Was there a sort of Mastodon instance-finder that was a more directed experience than https://instances.mastodon.xyz/ ?
New users: be sure to put your preferred pronouns in your profile, with optional backups. Don't assume people can tell based on your name or userpic. Take advantage of this by looking up what others have in their own profiles, so you know how to best address your new friends!
is there a "I united with other workers of the world and all I lost were my chains" tshirt and if not why
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mom: hey son I joined this new Mastodon thing
me: oh shit mom, I coulda helped you find a server, which one did you choose?
mom: well I liked the privacy policy on satanic.bikerladi.es but then communist.blaze.party had the shortest ping latency so
you wouldn't download a jorts
Job stuff
Like, they were all about service industry should be background as much as possible, they don't want us to be seen and expressed disdain for visible job-related equipment, which came off to me as too shamey for my tastes. Presentation was also big, and I'm kind of a slob, so that wouldn't work out either. Like I said, little things, but lots of them.
Job stuff
So I was meeting with new job people Tuesday morning for paperwork and introductions, along with 30+ people they were also onboarding. One major thing I didn't like was they said no headphones. I really on podcasts and audiobooks to keep me sane on a boring job. There were other little things, but lots of them, that made me appreciate my current job. So I'm probably sticking with this one for now, 20% pay raise be damned, mental health is important.
On punching nazis
My brain gets weird sometimes
Me: How can I punch all the nazis? I only have two fists
Whisper in back of my head: recycling, re-use those fists
Mind equals blown dot gif
(Except I'm me so I pronounce gif with a soft g)
Try not to laugh at the clothes that they wear
Didn't mother teach you that it's not polite to stare?
Don't make a scene when you see them arm in arm
It's best to just act casual, as if you're not alarmed
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Just try, try, try to open up your heart
This world is big enough for some of us to play a different part
It's not fair to persecute them for a simple twist of fate
Some of my best friends are straight
This machine blocks fascists https://awoo.space/media/Ku3bENzzYQxPJYluvYM
Moved to @Mycroft
Joined Apr 2017
