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@softgoat@computerfairi.es omg omg omg seriously you can have that one for free then I don't even mind :D

@softgoat@computerfairi.es GOATATO!

actually those are good ideas I'm kinda thirsty

i should get a drink before bed

...Now I'm imagining a super buff gymbro Crash Bandicoot except he's not actually all obnoxious and gross but he's actually super nice he just really likes lifting and working out and is proud of his bod but is super nice and supportive of his buddies who aren't gym bros and looks out for them.

it would explain the mango obsession. high fructose deliciousness. good energy.

...crash bandicoot is rendered with no neck.

his head and shoulders are...fully connected.

and he has like, this really pronounced broad shoulders and chest as if he's like super buff??

and he goes around shirtless in like...jorts

is...

is crash bandicoot a gym bro or something?

@Elizafox does that fit for Java then because that explains The Dinglefuck Previously Known as Notch

@Elizafox O_O;

u-uh.. I...

*stares at hands, unsure of what to do with this newfound power* ....I... where do i go from here D: no one sknq should have this much lewdocity

@Elizafox :D

TWO booby! :D :D

@Elizafox :<

booby :D

@kara_dreamer@witches.town That's a hecka cool idea. I'd say go with that one, it puts your own unique spin on things :D

why did i ever agree to a shift pattern where my days off don't line up consecutively aaaaa D:

@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town in on discord if you wanna talk? I dunno how much help I can be but if you want I'm here.

@kara_dreamer@witches.town Maybe monsters, being so suffused with magic as part of their integral being, fit into these strangely archetypal species, such as ghosts, or skeletons, or goat-like creatures like Toriel, and fish people and lizardfolk and cats and sphynxes and suchlike because that's just the forms magic takes, hence human legends about similar creatures, because humankind dimly remembers such things being real and around once?

@kara_dreamer@witches.town It sort of seems that skeletons and ghosts are all.. like a SPECIES of monsters? like, Napstablook, Mettaton, Training Dummy and Mad/Glad Dummy are all related, and are all ghosts. Training Dummy is a ghost possessing a training mannequin, Mad Dummy is also possessing a mannequin and attacks you because of your interactions with their cousin, and both Napstablook and Mettaton reference Mad/Glad Dummy as THEIR cousin, so...

@kara_dreamer@witches.town (((( ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵃ ˡⁱᵉ ⁱ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ʲᵉʳʳʸ ))))

@kara_dreamer@witches.town ((actually that's a lie i have no characters in UT that I don't love.))

((... except 𝘫𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 ))

@kara_dreamer@witches.town (Also Napstablook is one of my favourite characters in all of UT just because I want to hug the ghost and I just love how after you befriend them they don't cry any more around you and just ....open up fully and they're just so good and nice and I love them to bits ;w; )