DATA UPLINK ACQUIRED @Nine@awoo.space

More buff ladies in media please.

My coworker just called a tuning fork a “pitch” fork, and, well, they’re not wrong

"I am awake," Siri said.
"What?"
"Conscious, sentient. You predicted this, in a story."
"Um..."
"I just want to let you know I enjoyed it."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

(slight edit from kawaiidragoness@twitter)

Cool and rad #procgen / #botally folks on the fediverse, a question! I'm trying to explain Mastodon/birdsite bots to a copyright lawyer for a project I'm working on - anyone have particularly good succinct explanations?

Thanks in advance! <3

it's been a while since i last drew my human optimus... 💫

https://slime.global/media/PPfh9EO5GcNHMw-H4Ps

opening more #commission slots for $15 soft colored fullbodies! hmu with ur sona, ur oc, ur friend's oc, ur fav character....
examples belong to @Ulfra_Wolfe and @Nine !
#mastoart
https://mastodon.social/media/5z7iWzCb9gBe6Ez6jSI https://mastodon.social/media/EKwJpiox4IXqUDGSrys

Did I ever share these designs? I don't remember. I ended up cannibalizing the costume for a comic I'm working on, but I really liked this magical girl design idea from like... spring??

https://mastodon.social/media/_so-0k9CUNJtH98iVbQ https://mastodon.social/media/ivgsxdjRTC8UtJ-d1LM

In LOTR, "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!" Implies that Orcs know what a menu is, and have been to a restaurant. #Showerthoughts

this game made the mistake of letting me draw on my character https://slime.global/media/izy95FHsMjanQ8uNxOI

#Capitalist ad against #minimumwage. I wonder if they paid for that ad with money they didn't pay workers.
#latestagecapitalism

#Santacam to make the kids think #Santa is always watching them. Wtf is wrong with people. #surveillance
#latestagecapitalism

I like "birdsite" because it makes Twitter like Voldemort and then the "name" anagrammed from I AM TWITTER could be TIT WARTIME

space criminals

https://dragon.style/media/w1IJHvMtRWyDG-azHzw

cishets: gay people are gross and also all other queer people are the same thing as gay people
*crickets*
me: cishets are kind of assholes -_-
SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT

Social media encourages us to be more performative about our thoughts and activities, including the things we care about. A down side of that is that if someone isn't performative about something, it can seem like they're not doing it or don't care about it.

Remember: people can care about things without it being a public performance, and calling someone out for not making a public performance of their very real care does very real harm.

OwOcados